redsliver Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 last count: 5. Are you challenging me to satisfy you then? Quote
redsliver Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 I love them. do you like your eyes rolling back into your head? Quote
teeta Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 It depends on why they're rolling. So ... should I challenge you? Quote
redsliver Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 I think you already have Does this look like a job for prison handcuffs? Quote
teeta Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 It pretty much does. Will we need blidfold too? Quote
teeta Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Only if it's silk. Did you buy those leather clothes in the end? Quote
redsliver Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 I'm a little poor and half the fun would be getting you to try them on Were you excited to wear them? Quote
teeta Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 I couldn't wait, though a shame they can't be blue. Where's the nearest shop we can try them on? Quote
SilverFox-chan Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 The one just around the corner that sells wizards robes and uh, "other" things.. What are those "other" things I mentioned do you think? Quote
madlodger Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Magical wands and WWW special joke line. What jokes would Weasley twins come up with for an adult store? Quote
teeta Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Lube that squeals loudly when used. Any other ideas? Quote
madlodger Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Lube what moans: "Faster...Harder...More..." when used Other ones? Quote
teeta Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Condoms that - when used with this lube - answer "Yes! Baby, oh yes!" What about some WWW naughty toys? Quote
madlodger Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 A box of Wild Tongues. Just dump them out into the bed and lie back, they'll take over, hehe. Any more WWW sex toys? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2007 Report Posted September 8, 2007 I always thought there could be some use for that ton tongue toffee... with a tweak or two. Am I the only one that occured to? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2007 Report Posted September 10, 2007 probably Does that make you a weirdo or a visionary? Quote
teeta Posted September 10, 2007 Report Posted September 10, 2007 A weirdo visionary. Could Extendable Ears make it somehow to the WWW sex toys? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2007 Report Posted September 10, 2007 No, microphones are easier to hide. Are there wizard STD's? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 11, 2007 Report Posted September 11, 2007 I'm sure there are. Do you know of any? Quote
SilverFox-chan Posted September 11, 2007 Report Posted September 11, 2007 Only if you promise not to tell the CEO of Country Crock.... Does it look like I know what the hell is spewing from my fingers this time of night? Quote
madlodger Posted September 11, 2007 Report Posted September 11, 2007 Not really Is Persian Shrivelfig a wizarding STD? Quote
redsliver Posted September 11, 2007 Report Posted September 11, 2007 Not to my understanding. Is there something like wandorrhea? Quote
madlodger Posted September 12, 2007 Report Posted September 12, 2007 Yes, it's when a person uses someone else's wand to do kinky spells. What would be a treatment for wandorrhea? Quote
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