quamp Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 When your porn-hating S.O. catches you with it. Why don't some people allow their S.O.s to see porn?
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 Because they're insecure and paranoid. What would make a person so paranoid?
Keith Inc. Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 Enculturation. Everyone tells them that porn is cheating. Who buys that idea?
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 One of my husbands friends wives... she freaks out if they go to a movie and there's boobs. What other reasons could there be for being so irrational?
Keith Inc. Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 Massive dopamine imbalances in the brain. Or is that the GOOD condition?
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 Depend on which way the imbalance swings. Did that sound kinda dirty?
Keith Inc. Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 I imagine a naked man carrying two cups of coffee and two donuts across a teeter totter being pumped by two naked women of inequal physique, a Twiggy vs. Roseanne sort of thing. Is there a better reason to run to the store for brain-bleach?
Nanaea Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 Yes, I trust Agaib to provide me with plenty of those images. Is there a color safe brain bleach?
Keith Inc. Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 AH! Our avatars were in PERFECT synch for a moment, there. Then it all went to hell. Um, what was the question?
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 No... not really... ooooh, Oliver! Did I get distracted again?
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 Right... well, I haven't found any. Does that mean it doesn't exist?
Leonhart29 Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 Possibly. If I stare at Daz's Avitar long enough would it get the image out of my brain that Keith caused?
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 That's a good plan! Is it just me, or is the phrase "Ride a wizard" on the perfect pic?
Guest echtrae Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 I think it's just you. If it turns and twists as it falls, is it dead?
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 No... not necessarily... What exactly are we talking about?
Melrick Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 About how sticks and stones will break your bones but whips and chains excite you. If you pick your nose, will your head really cave in?
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 So my mother said. Was that just a threat?
dest Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 apparently Don't mothers know that these kinds of images can give kids nightmares?
Guest echtrae Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 Are mothers sadistic creatures who do such things just to give kids nightmares?
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 I don't know yet! Am I supposed to give my kid nightmares??
dest Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 Depends on if you want your kid crawling into bed with you Do mothers really want that?
Leonhart29 Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 I never did. Cold feet and butts are not endearing. Does a cold ass drive you from your bed?
quamp Posted February 23, 2007 Report Posted February 23, 2007 I've never felt one. If it's on a hot babe, I wouldn't mind feeling it though... So would you like to feel a cold ass on a hot member of your sexual preference?
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