StoryJunkie Posted February 26, 2006 Report Posted February 26, 2006 Edit by Redsliver: The rules for this game are Answer the question posed by the last poster. Pose a question for the next poster. because repetition is good for small minds How did Peter's wife fit into a pumkin? (Do you suppose Keith wiill answer this one?) Quote
redsliver Posted February 26, 2006 Report Posted February 26, 2006 It was one of those two ton pumpkins. Why can't we all just get along? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Just checking... is this thread kaput? Quote
quamp Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Would you want to hug a sadistic, mean, psychotic, smelly and old former dictator? Could someone explain to me how George W. Bush is allowed to get away with screwing the country over? Quote
redsliver Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 The country is dumb and innocent and he said he loved her. Who can I blame for all the missing posts and threads on the forms? Quote
polywolly Posted April 13, 2006 Report Posted April 13, 2006 George W Bush. This is where he spends his time while he's ignoring the country's problems. If a person were to spin around three times very, very fast, exactly what would happen? Quote
redsliver Posted April 13, 2006 Report Posted April 13, 2006 They'd gain a lot of weight and time would slow down for them. Should I give the pizza delivery guy a bigger tip if I neglected to put on pants when I greeted him at the door? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted April 13, 2006 Report Posted April 13, 2006 yes, you should, lest he sue you for inflicting permanent mental damage. If you were the president, what aspect of the budget would you cut? Quote
quamp Posted April 15, 2006 Report Posted April 15, 2006 The sound of one hand clapping. (I didn't want to go for the obvious answer.) Why does car exhaust smell bad? Quote
Shaduan Posted April 17, 2006 Report Posted April 17, 2006 Because exhaust is mainly car farts. Why do people think geeks are unathletic, when you have to be Superman to lug around a old computer? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted April 17, 2006 Report Posted April 17, 2006 Because non-geeks do that effortlessly, duh. Is AFF going to return to its past, glorious condition? Quote
quamp Posted April 17, 2006 Report Posted April 17, 2006 Yes, but only if you donate ungodly sums of money to it and me. What would happen if someone took and uppper and a downer at the same time? Quote
Shaduan Posted April 18, 2006 Report Posted April 18, 2006 They'd go sideways. Why do video game movies almost all suck? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted April 18, 2006 Report Posted April 18, 2006 Because VG producers are cheapskates that won't hire the best people to make VG movies. What would you do if a volcano nearby your location erupts? Quote
Charging Handles Forward Posted April 18, 2006 Report Posted April 18, 2006 What would you do if a volcano nearby your location erupts? One would crawl under their bed and kiss their ass goodbye! Where is the remote control? Quote
redsliver Posted April 18, 2006 Report Posted April 18, 2006 It actually does somewhat! Why don't pizza places deliver before four? Quote
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NinjaGaijin Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 Because spam are generated spontaneously by infected computers. What's your favourite curse word/phrase? Quote
quamp Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 "Aw man, I just stepped in a George W. Bush!" How do I make this headache go away? Quote
redsliver Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 Rum and Viagra Can anyone steal me the answer key for my upcoming Biochem exam? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted April 21, 2006 Report Posted April 21, 2006 C'mon, it's just biochemistry! You have it in your veins and nerves! Your body knows it, even if you think you know nothing about it. Why is oil price so damn high today? Quote
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted April 22, 2006 Report Posted April 22, 2006 Because they thought it wasn't high enough yesterday. Why are AP's so much work? Quote
redsliver Posted April 23, 2006 Report Posted April 23, 2006 because if they were easy they'd be A.O.K's hahaha... yeah that's not even half funny. Why is my terrifying math professor's daughter hot as old hell and so easy to get along and flirt with? Quote
quamp Posted April 23, 2006 Report Posted April 23, 2006 Well, it wouldn't be any fun if they weren't, would they? (I'm not quite sure which AP you meant.) Why do people write stories with obvious Mary Sues/Marty Stus in them? Quote
redsliver Posted April 23, 2006 Report Posted April 23, 2006 because they are unimaginative or selfish or 14 and younger. Why can't I finish any of the fics I started since march? Quote
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