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Guest echtrae
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^ is familiar with the term KISS

< operates with KISS as the over-riding principle in <'s life

v has no clue what KISS means

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Guest echtrae
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^ realization has struck ^

< is only complex to those who don't understand

v doesn't understand

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^ Graduated long love time ago, Daz.

< Has B.B.A., what little good it does me.

V Wants a better education than that.

Guest echtrae
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^ wasted money

< has a better degree, several infact

v is now curious about <'s degrees

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^ Ha ha ha ha ha! laugh.gif

< Had a dream last night that ^ finished chapter 3 of The Mary-Sue Virus.

< Was a tad disappointed that it was only a dream.

V Wants the details.

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^ The blanks never need filling when I dream.

< Can remember multiple dreams in one night, which is supposed to be rare.

< Writes his dreams down, as they're often a source of inspiration.

< Has also studied dream analysis.

V Thinks < is too much of a dreamer.

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^ neglects that dreams are just brain short circuits and are not magical oracles of the future.

< sees the brain as a computer, dreams are just a screen saver.

V is actually dreaming all of this right now.

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If ^ is dreaming and < is in her head and Orlando Bloom is there, < gets to be that old fat guy that kicked his ass in Troy.

< not so old, not so fat, but would to pack it on smack Orlando Bloom around a little bit.

V has a celebrity V'd enjoy smacking around.

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^ Has wonderful taste in movies.

< Can quote the movie verbatim. (Wonder why?)

< Is also jealous, but has it on DVD so < can watch the best parts in slow motion. biggrin.gif

V Didn't know that, if you pause the movie whenever Alan shoots the gun, you can see him flinch.

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^ Is now curious about the flinching.

< Thinks it's hilarious if you slow it down to 1/16th speed.

< Finds Hans even sexier than Snape. Thinks it's the facial hair.

V Thinks Snape would look strange with a beard.

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