The People Above And Below You

[quamp]

^ I don't have a passport yet... they're a pain to get.

< Here in the USA, one needs a special long-form birth certificate that is obtainable only from the state capitol of one's birth. (a.k.a. the long form)

< Has to refer at least 9 people a day to Austin because of this.

V Is thinking about getting a passport now.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is wrong.

< Has had a passport for years, and yes, it's a pain in the ass to get one here in Canada too, but if you are going anywhere nowadays you need one.

V Doesn't travel enough to bother.

[polywolly]

^ Knows < has an imaginary passport.

< Will have a passport as soon as < has enough money to need one.

< Will purchase a tranquilizer gun soon after because that is probably the only way to get <'s husband's happy ass on a plane.

V Has traveled far, wide, up, down, and sideways several times.

[Nanaea]

^ Considers a few family road trips well traveled.

< Has images of Willy Wonka's glass 'wonkavator' stuck in < head now thanks to ^'s far, wide, up, down, sideways comment.

V Is now picturing Johnny Depp coated in chocolate.

[polywolly]

^ Is very impressionable.

< Has a different actor in mind, but is willing to substitute Depp for several minutes.

V Thought the two best scenes from WW were when Johnny Depp smacked into the glass elevator.

[Nanaea]

^ made < with that mental image reminder.

< Actually, loved the 'little girl' line.

< Thought the Ommpa Loompas were exceedingly annoying in the remake.

V Prefers the old WW with Gene Wilder.

[polywolly]

^ Has good taste in little men.

< Preferred the original Ommpas but liked Depp's Wonka. He was more psychotic.

V Likes a little psychosis with their candy.

[Nanaea]

^ Know my weakness for psychotic candy-men.

< Couldn't agree with ^ more about Depp as Wonka.

V Is rolling V's eyes.

[polywolly]

^ Will wrestle < for Depp/Wonka if it comes down to it.

< Rolled eyes, but only because < forgot to turn of the TV in the other room.

V Hasn't got an opinion on the Depp/Wilder situation.

[quamp]

^ True, because homey don't swing that way.

< Is really sick of hearing how Johnny Depp is TEH HAWT!!!

V Will violently disagree with me on this.

[polywolly]

^ Will be happy to know that < has never said nor typed "teh" in <'s lifetime, unless it was a typo of course.

< Thinks Depp is an attractive man, who could shower a bit more frequently.

V Thinks dirty men are sexy.

[Guest echtrae]

^ clearly has the wrong impression about <

< doesn't mind dirty women

< actually prefers them to the prudes

v is completely confused at this point

[polywolly]

^ Just revealed that Nanaea is a naughty girl.

< Should have known that based upon her participation in the Forum Orgy.

< Judges fellow humans based upon Orgy participation.

V Has a similar system based upon favorite flavor of ice cream.

[AmyMcClair]

^ thinks that favorite ice cream can tell a lot about a person.

< favorite flavor of ice cream gives entirely the wrong picture of <.

< thinks that Depp-Wonka looked frighteningly like Michael Jackson throughout the movie.

V is cringing at the comparison of Depp to Jackson.

[quamp]

^ Not really. I just don't care about him anymore.

< The only thing < has seen of Depp's was 21 Jump Street. (Holly Robinson-Peete was hot back then!)

V Thinks that the ^ < said was utter blasphemy.

[redsliver]

^ has equivalent opinion of mr. Depp as <

< liked Edward Scissorhands, Blow and Fear and Loathing but found both Pirates movies wanting.

V felt Pirates 2 was a complete and utter rip off of the Monkey Island series.

[polywolly]

^ Liked Blow. *teehee*

< Hasn't seen PotC 1 or 2. <'s been busy!

V Has seen 1, but not 2.

[Nanaea]

^ Is correct as usual, King Friday.

< Can't believe < just said that.

V Is

[polywolly]

^ Is always

< Is usually , enough that people look at < funny when they think < is not looking.

V Thinks it's better to than to .

[AmyMcClair]

^ has a nice siggy pic.

< would prefer to than

V tries very hard to keep a straight face most of the time.

[redsliver]

^ hasn't seen my face often.

< has a tendency to wear shit-eating grins and cocky smirks.

V can explain to < why a big grin is described as shit-eating.

[quamp]

^Because it's the kind of smile you just want to shove shit into.

< Hasn't had much to smile about of late... but hopefully, things will turn the corner soon.

V Definitely has something to smile about, and will share it with everyone.

[StoryJunkie]

^doesn't realize that < has a blank mind

< smiles only because of simplistic thinking

V knows this means < is an idiot

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is not an idiot.

< Understands that ^ has an appreciation of the simple things in life.

V Gets bored with simple things

[redsliver]

^ got that backwards

< gets bored with needlessly complex things.

V sees the beauty in simplicity