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^ Knows that pregnancy and birth can bring radical changes to a woman.

< Also wears glasses in case anyone's interested, but < thinks nobody is. Vision is 20/65.

V Is noticing a trend here about people wearing glasses.

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^ is overly optimistic about <'s interest in such a stat at this time

< wears glasses to read, but ends up wearing them all the time

v doesn't care about corrective lense statistic in North America

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^ dangerous person beyond the wheel

< dislikes <'s glasses as well, but doesn't have too much choice being 20/15 or whatever it is

v doesn't think that's a big deal

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^ is correct in the silliness of a such as bigness

< doesn't have anything further to add to that comment

v is stunned with < speachlessness

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^ is being charged $29.95 for being saved.

< would definitely charge exorbitant prices if < was a superhero.

V would end up with a shitty superpower, like being able to pee powerful enough to cut steel with the stream.

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^ No way!

< Would have a super-sexy femme fatale power, like Poison Ivy's pheremones and poison kiss.

V Realizes that would make < a supervillian.

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^ Well, if it's any consolation, I'm freezing my butt off too.

<Contrary to popular belief, it can get as low as -8 F (-22 C) in Texas.

V Is thinking "meh, that's no big thing up here."

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^ is quite correct in that assessment

< lives in a place where < has spent weeks and not seen a temp above -6ºF (that's a high, not the low and yes, it was fucking cold)

v knows where that place is, or someplace similar

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^ Knows the perils of winter weather.

< Lives in Illinois where it is 70F and calm one day and 19F, snowing, with winds gusting to 50 MPH the next. Just like it did last week...

V Is already dreaming of a warm summer morning.

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