The People Above And Below You

[StoryJunkie]

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[Guest echtrae]

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v is looking forward to tax season

[quamp]

^ Not anymore. I gave that up, actually.

<Used to prepare other people's taxes for a living. Never really went far in that job though.

V Has a difficult enough time preparing his/her own taxes.

[polywolly]

^ Used to make people very happy, very sad, or very confused.

< Lets the demons at H&R Block deal with all that nonsense.

V Would live a long, happy life if they never, ever saw a campaign ad again.

[redsliver]

^ bored with political campaigning

< doesn't watch tv and therefore sees little political adverts

V gets all their political knowledge from Stewart and Colbert

[quamp]

^ Who's Colbert?

< Gets election info from several sources. Newspaper, internet, TV and radio.

< Tries to make an informed choice. This is very difficult because all of the candidates in <'s slate are crooks.

V Is grateful that s/he doesn't live in Texas, where < lives.

[redsliver]

^ needs to watch more Comedy Central

< proud to live in nova scotia the last bastion of outlawed sunday shopping in canada. (which is finally on the way out.)

V wonders why anywhere would keep an archaic law like no sunday shopping.

[polywolly]

^ Hasn't heard the one about no dancing in Arkansas.

< Is sure there are other idotic laws on the books that haven't been enforced in decades.

V Is now wondering if anyone ever got arrested for shopping on Sunday. "Put down the loaf of bread, lady, and back away slowly! For the love of God, don't you know what day it is?!"

[redsliver]

^ doesn't understand

< grocery stores, malls, wal-marts, were universally closed in nova scotia every sunday up until mid october

V knows of other enforced retarded laws

[quamp]

^ Here in Texas, it's illegal to play a videogame at night in public. In private, it's o.k., however.

< Pled guilty when caught playing a hand-held videogame in public at night. Fined $100 in 1998.

<Wonders if this disqualifies me from public office.

<Knows my political views would NEVER fly in Texas.

<We used to have no shops open on Sunday laws in Texas. A bunch of wealthy businessmen threw around a lot of money & got them repealed, except for automobiles.

V Wonders why it would be illegal to play a videogame at night in public in Texas.

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

^ why is it illegal to play a video game in public in Texas?

<Is glad that < doesn't live in Texas

v Lived in Texas before and moved because of the stupid video game law!

[Guest echtrae]

^ is anti-Texas, but < is ok with that

< did live in Texas, but didn't leave because of any video game law

< left because < was discharged when < time was done

v has never been to Texas

[redsliver]

^ Knows of my confinement to Canada

< has never been to Texas and wouldn't want to go to a place where antifreeze is used as antiboil.

V prefers it to be too hot than too cold

[Nanaea]

^ Knows of <'s hatred of being cold.

< Would rather be naked and sweaty than bundled up and freezing.

V Totally took <'s previous statement the wrong way.

[Guest Adara]

^ Had it all wrong, < understand what she meant.

< Prefers being bundled up to being hot and sweaty any day.

V More than likely will agree with me.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is very astute

< does agree with ^

< prefers the cold to the hot

< learned sometime ago that it was more acceptable to wear additional clothes than to remove all of them

v thinks that society's rules about clothing is puritanical

[Nanaea]

^ Knows that many of society's rules are puritanical.

< Would still rather be too warm than too cold even if < can't strip down to nothing in polite society.

< Just watched Mrs. Henderson Presents so < got to see lots of stripping.

V Has hired a stripper for some special occasion.

[Guest Adara]

^ Actually read my mind for future parties.

< Has never actually SEEN a live stripper.

V More than likely has, and is proud of it!

[Guest echtrae]

^ is quite correct regarding < seeing a stripper

< got a stubbed nose from the overly-enhanced breasts of one stripper

v finds that amusing

[Guest Adara]

^ Is certainly correct about <'s amusement

< Would have laughed out loud had she been there

V Has probably sustained a similar injury do to breasts.

[quamp]

^ Sorry, but no. Around these parts, guys are not permitted to touch a stripper's breasts.

< Has never touched a woman's breasts. Anyone want to change that?

< Understands most women don't like their breasts to be fondled.

V Will fondle a woman's breasts anyway (or a man's penis, if V swings that way.)

[Guest Adara]

^ Is right about <'s liking of fondling a penis, although < wonders what fondling a woman's breasts would be like.

< Enjoys fondling penis

< Sometimes enjoys having her breasts touched.

V Has probably fondled something on someone of their same gender.

[Nanaea]

^ Almost has it right.

< Slid a hand up another girl's bare thigh in an attempt to call her bluff because < couldn't stand her teasing anymore.

< Wishes said girl hadn't fallen out of her chair in shock because then < would've gotten to do some serious fondling.

V Thinks < should've tried harder.

[Guest Adara]

^ Is absolutely right about that.

< Should try doing the same thing to someone who wants it.

< Is still laughing about the whole thing.

V Will probably be laughing about this too.

[polywolly]

^ Doesn't know it takes a lot to make me laugh.

< Is laughing, that's for sure.

< Thinks Nanaea should have tried MUCH harder.

V Fondles strangers whether they like it or not.