The People Above And Below You

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows its true.

< Never understood why some Canadian provinces have a legal age of 19 instead of 18.

V Thinks its silly that in the states you can fight for your country at 18 but you can't buy a drink.

[redsliver]

^ speaks many truths

< knows that in Cape Breton and Newfoundland that although the age of drinking is 19 over half start before hitting 12

V got sloshed before getting tits

[Guest Nympho]

^is obsessed with breasts

<blossomed early and was a D cup at 12

<didn't start drinking 'til < was 17

V is laughing at me for using the word "blossomed"

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows that "blossomed" made < giggle.

< Also blossomed young... C-cup by 13.

V is now very interested in everyone's cup size

[redsliver]

^ has boobs!

< loves boobs! Likes C's the best but will settle for whatever < can get < hands on

V enjoyed the double entendre

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is very good with the double entendres.

< Is a fan of double entendres.

V Likes boobs better

[redsliver]

^ knows what I like

< big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!

V thinks Monty Python's coconut song applies better to testicles.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is absolutely right.

< Needs to watch more Monty Python

V Has an extensive Monty Python collection

[redsliver]

^ has heard the rumor

< loves life of brian the most

V knows the meaning of life

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is over-setimating my omnipotence

< Is wondering now if that's possible.

V knows the answer.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is correct that < knows the answer

< knows the answer, but realized early on the mistake of sharing it

v really would like to know the answer, but too busy drinking to ask

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is incorrect

< Isn't drinking... unless cough syrup counts.

V Drinks cough syrup for fun.

[Nanaea]

^ Déjà vu.

< Already answered ^'s question.

V Will go search for it now.

[Guest echtrae]

^'s search will be fruitless

< has hidden the object for ^'s own protection

v thinks that < is being overly protective

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is being over protective.

< Is still too sick to care.

V Has a wonderful way for < to get healthy again.

[quamp]

^ Try not drinking like I do... or at least limit the amount you drink at one time.

< Irate about George W. Bush's health plan: Don't get sick in the first place.

V Also thinks George W. Bush's health plan is a stupid idea.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is very political.

< Thinks W. couldn't wipe his own ass without Cheney telling him how.

< Knows it's none of <'s business because she's not American.

V Thinks Bush is everyone's problem.

[Guest echtrae]

^ surprisingly astute assesment

< does think he's everyone's problem

v doesn't care about politics

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is wrong actually.

< Cares alot about the politics of her own country, and the politics in other countries that affect her country.

V Thinks that a good way to look at it.

[StoryJunkie]

^'s diplomatic statments are a thing of wonder

< cares more about Monty Python

V has a secret collection of care bears

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

^Nope, sorry

<Has a secret collection of Sex toys (LOL)

<Is only kidding about the collection of sex toys

v doesn't believe that < is kidding.

[redsliver]

^ hides the truth in her lies

<'s dishwasher is broke and has to clean plates and glasses by hand!

V appalled that < could live in such conditions

[Guest echtrae]

^ has stunned < with that statement

< lived alone many years ago, < always found someon else to do it for <

v is not surprised by that statement

[Guest Agaib]

^ Is much better at convincing help than I am

< Always has to do everything Hisself

v Will come to My house and do all My chores

[Nanaea]

^ Not!

< Has enough chores to do, thankyouverymuch!

V Will hire < a maid, thus freeing up <'s time to write for The Orgy.