The People Above And Below You

[polywolly]

^ Names all his cats "Playmate".

< Is in the box, if you consider thinking outside the box while still inside the box.

V Doesn't even know where the box is, but would love to fill it with their favorite kind of bread.

[Guest Nympho]

^has a knack for confusing me

<can't decide whether or not to shoot first ex-boyfriend because he won't stop calling

vthinks I should torture him, then shoot him.

[redsliver]

^ can borrow my winchester hunting rifle to deal with her ex.

< inherited a rifle from my grandfather, but has never fired one

V has a vast collection of small arms.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Owns a rifle, yet seems strangely passifistic.

< If by small arms, you mean several action figures scattered about the house, with arms that are tiny, then yes. Otherwise, no.

V Doesn't have any real weapons, but once owned a bear trap.

[polywolly]

^ Occasionally steps on her "small arms" and begins to curse about people picking up their toys before she realizes that she doesn't have any kids and that the toys belong to her.

< Didn't own any guns, but received a gun cabinet for Christmas one year from my in-laws. Wow. Do they know me or what?

< Owns guns now because my father-in-law passed away that following Spring and left his guns to my husband, making the gift of the gun cabinet strangely prophetic.

< And even after all of that, I've still never fired a gun.

V Has never fired anything more powerful than a water pistol.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Mistook me for Redsliver again!

< Has fired a rifle and a police handgun (The police handgun was for a school fieldtrip.)

V Likes to target shoot, but the idea of shooting anything alive makes them queasy.

[quamp]

^ I can't hit the broadside of a barn.

<Doesn't own a gun, even though I live in Texas.

V Thinks < is lying about not having a gun.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Thinks I'm gun crazy.

< Believes ^ doesn't have a gun.

V Had a gun once, but would much prefer we go back to people in a box talk.

[Guest Nympho]

^is stuck on the box thing

<wants to see Vin Deisal In A Box

v can tell me how to correctly spell that guy's name

[Nanaea]

^ Doesn't realize how bad my spelling sucks.

< Suggests ^ Google it.

< Google.

V Thinks Google is overrated.

[Guest Madapple]

^ has a bizarre fascination with google.

< thinks "google" sounds like a euphemism for sex.

V is thinking of other words that can be used as sexual euphemisms.

[redsliver]

^ is in need of a good googling

< prefers spelunk to google

V likes the euphemisms, prefers fucking

[Guest Nympho]

^is damn near as horomonally charged as I am

<is imagining telling someone to go google themselves

<knows what a google realy is

v thinks I'm being a smart-ass

[redsliver]

^ mathematically inclined

< unsure of whether to continue my masters in math or chemistry, chemistry has more fire

V believes fire is cool, and doesn't give a damn about the oxymoronic factor

[polywolly]

^ Goes where the explosions are.

< Thinks fire is so hot it's cool.

V Should be off starting fires somewhere nice and quiet.

[Nanaea]

^ Has bizarre ideas about what I should be doing.

< Fire bad; tree pretty.

V Knows what I just quoted.

[redsliver]

^ expects much from me

< No idea what was quoted, however "It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees"

V never heard that song

[quamp]

^ Well... no. It's true, however.

< Can remember the "Only you can prevent forest fires" commercial campaign.

V Has no earthly idea what that's about.

[Guest Nympho]

^underestimated the popularity of Smokey Bear in public schools that were nearly burnt down twice

<thinks the teacher shouldn't have left a lighter where a five year old could get it

v agrees with me

[polywolly]

^ Knows why 5 year olds aren't allowed to have flame throwers.

< Watched an A&E documentary about the flame throwers used in the last couple of wars on TV the other...week ago, er, sometime.

V Stares at flames and whispers, "Pretty..." just to fuck with people.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Doesn't want to go camping with me.

< Thinks George Carlin got the concept of flame throwers correct. "I'd really like to light those people on fire, but they're just too far away!"

V Knows that skit and loves it.

[redsliver]

^ quotes great comedians

< knows the skit and rates George Carlin as one of my favorite comedians

V prefers Jerry Seinfeld or Robin Williams for stand up

[quamp]

^ Not really. Carlin's in the same league with Seinfeld.

< Recently came up with an invention to put in an upcoming fan MiSTing. It's called "Heckle Me Elmo" and when you squeeze its tummy it says things like "You're not funny!," "You stink!" and "Get off the stage!"

V Has no idea how funny a fan MiSTing can be.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Underestimates my knowledge of what is funny.

< Wants to know where she can get a "Heckle Me Elmo"

V Thinks Oscar the Grouch might have better suited this concept

[redsliver]

^ has deep seated emotional problems related to Snuffleupagus

< always loved oscar moreso than any other sesame street muppet, however he was no Wembley Fraggle.

V hopes to one day live in as nice of housing as Oscar does.