The People Above And Below You

[quamp]

^ O.k., I'm a bit on the crazy side, but I'm not that crazy.

< Would never use fury death eaters in a fic.

V Wonders how this topic went from a star in the constellation Libra to something so sick so quickly.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is crazy, but isn't that crazy.

< Really isn't all that curious, because < can find sexual inuendos in "See Spot Run."

V Will write a story about angels with huge, heavenly erections plunging to a firey death in return for chocolate covered elves.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows my weakness for chocolate covered elves

< Has too many stories on the go as is... but did just post a chapter... so feels very smug indeed... even if said chapter had nothing to do with the story (or fandom...) I am currently supposed to be working on.

V Knows it is Poly, Nanaea and mostly Madapple that are distracting me from my work...

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Knows that no matter what, she'd drop everything she's doing if I sent her a chocolate covered elf.

< Has no chocolate covered elves, sadly.

V Has oodles of chocolate covered elves and is hording them and cackling gleefully about it.

[dazzledfirestar]

^Over estimates my collection of chocolate covered beings... elves or otherwise.

< Is sadly out of chocolate covered elves, superheroes and potion masters...

< Has a wonderful supply of Official Rickman-in-a-box mechadise.

V Has happy accepted a job at the Rickman-in-a-box Corp.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Likes to see happy workers.

< Really appreciates being a member of the Rickman-in-a-box team, but wishes it paid just a bit better.

V Wants to open the first store to sell Rickman-in-a-box to people on the street.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should know we are looking into it!

< Is fairly sure there is some law that would consider that pimping...

V Will look into that law and any way we can get around it.

[quamp]

^ Well, I think that would make money in the short run, but over time...

<If I opened a person-in-a-box store, it would have to have several people in it.

V Wants to make a lot of suggestions as to who these other people should be.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ should see the "In-a-Box" catalogue.

< Has many ideas as to who should get the "Box" treatment, as does my business partner, Madapple, and our many testers!

V Wants to know if we offer dental coverage.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Forgot I'm a tester!

< Thinks we should consider various other folks like Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, and Hugh Jackman.

V Thinks there's a limit to the concept of stuffing people in boxes and we should strive to perfect Rickman before moving onto others.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is a brilliant woman.

< Knows that the other "In-a-Box" ideas are only in the idea stage anyway.

v Is now laughing their ass off at this whole people in a box idea.

[polywolly]

^ Fogot that I'm not only a client, but also a member.

< Laughed ass off anyway.

< Knows that we could double our income with a female In-A-Box line, but we would have to hire more testers. Redsliver. Where's Redsliver. I'm sure we could hire him.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Has brilliant ideas for male testers

< Suspects Redsliver will test for practically nothing if we put him on the "red head" tester area.

V Doesn't care what they get to test, just wants to start testing now.

[polywolly]

^ Knows what I'm thinking...and it's scary.

< Is still waiting for Rickman prototype #1 with potion's playset.

V Will be first in line for the Jack Sparrow prototype with Easy Bake chocolate fondue and paintbrush set.

[Nanaea]

^ Knows my weaknesses too well and must now die.

< Suggests a Pierce Brosnan &/or Sean Connery in-the-box with Bond playset.

V Wants Bond-Girls-in-a-box to play with.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Has me confused with Redsliver, I believe.

< Wants to start with the Rickman testing. When we've got that absolutely perfected (and yes, it will take days, weeks, months of constant testing) < will suggest other folks to put in a box.

V Is going to start a rival company called, "Sex Studs in a Bottle."

[Nanaea]

^ Is meticulous about testing before branching out.

< Is willing to keep testing the Rickman-in-a-Box for as long as it takes to make sure it's absolutely perfect. *melodramatic sigh*

< Still thinks Bond-Girls-in-a-Box would be a big hit with the men folk.

V Agrees with < about the BGiaB.

[polywolly]

^ Has a splendid idea about Bond Girls.

< Doesn't think McGonagall-in-a-Box would go over very well.

< Just squicked herself.

V Wants to return to the BGiaB topic.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Close, but not quite.

< Wouldn't mind going back to Rickman in a box, but really doesn't want to talk about McGonagall in a box.

V Is now thinking about Hagrid in a box and is very afraid.

[redsliver]

^ fried my brain

< trying to avoid a bad joke about a Richard Harris in a box

V laughing, but offended

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Thinks I offend easily.

< Thinks the title "Snakes on a Plane" is one of the best movie titles yet.

V Is now annoyed at < weak attempt to change the subject and will now suggest another person who should be put in a box.

[Nanaea]

^ Makes lame attempts to change the subject.

< Thinks Heath Ledger would look good in a box.

v Would rather see Matthew McConaughey in a box.

[polywolly]

^ Continues to amaze me with her psychic abilities. Wait...wrong game...

< Wouldn't turn <'s nose up at McConawhat'shisname in a box.

< Thinks we should rename him He Who Will Have His Name Misspelled For All Eternity.

V Is still trying to figure out the Richard Harris in a Box thing.

[quamp]

^ I figured out of Richard Harris in a box thing, although I don't understand why...

< Would rather see Playboy playmates in a box.

V There's a 50/50 chance of this poster agreeing with me.

[redsliver]

^ doesn't know the odds are worse than he calculated

< would enjoy a few playmates in a box

V should be in a box.