The People Above And Below You

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is absolutely right.

< Doesn't know who RedGreen is, but is wondering why it sounds sorta familiar.

V Will now snerk at my ignorance and refuse to tell me who Red Green is.

[polywolly]

^ Thinks I'm mean and snerky.

< Will tell you that Red Green is the guy from the PBS show of the same name. At least, it airs on PBS here.

V Has assumed that Red Green is a childrens show and that the other characters must be named Blue Purple and Yellow Aquamarine.

[StoryJunkie]

^ doesn't know she was pointing at a Canadian who (being female Canadian) has her eyes locked in "rolls-eyes" mode when it comes to RedGreen.

<Has the need to explain the Shakespearian use of "tool" (wank, pulltoy, joystick, etc)

V has a lightbulb going on over head, just like in cartoon

[polywolly]

^ Isn't going to try and tell me that "tool" has anything to do with a man, his joystick, or anything else to do with his playstation, if that is what he decides to call it.

< Wouldn't believe it if you tried.

V Didn't believe me when I said that.

[redsliver]

^ non believer

< doesn't have a playstation tool, but an Xbox one that gets complaints that its too big for normal human hands

V prefers small sleek effective tools to large powerhouses

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Knowns an awful lot about tools.

< Has a circular saw and doesn't really know how or why she has it.

< Also has a drill, a complete socket set, and a bunch of screwdrivers

V Believes if you can't fix something with duct tape, you need to call the repair people.

[polywolly]

^ Got the first part right.

< Knows that if I can't fix it with duct tape, my Dad most certainly can, and he charges far less than those repair people.

V Has paid for household repairs with baked goods.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Has great faith in my baked goods.

< Has used baked goods and homemade candy as a bartering tool for many things and while can't remember off the top of her head, might have used them to get things fixed.

V Was once offered sexual favors in exchange for food.

[redsliver]

^ heard about Miranda and Celeste

<'s strawberry cheesecake is better panty remover than gin

V gin drinker

[quamp]

^ was definitely expecting someone else to post.

< Doesn't understand why people drink, since you can get that feeling without having to drink.

V Thinks < is full of shit for saying that.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Has a point.

< Has found that you can feel close to drunk without drinking, but not exactly.

V Wants to get the conversation back to all things naked.

[redsliver]

^ is bullshitting quamp

< is going to take back the naked

V has never posted with something more than underwear on.

[polywolly]

^ Uses a printer cable to keep his posting underwear on.

< Sometimes wears a tank top as well.

V Must be in full costume in order to post.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Somehow found out about the French Maid outfit.

< Refuses to wear the cap to the maid outfit, because that would be sooo degrading.

V Thinks they'd look really hot in a French Maid costume

[Nanaea]

^ Has been peeking at my Victoria's Secret wish list.

< Spends waaaay to much money on sexy lingerie.

V Thinks spending money on lingerie is frivolous since it just ends up in a pile on the floor 10-15 minutes after you've put it on.

[redsliver]

^ Lingerie junkie

< thinks lingerie is a great investment, otherwise it'd be like finding everything under the tree unwrapped at Christmas morning.

V has bought sexy underwear for V's SO to wear.

[quamp]

^ I've never really dated someone that long enough. Then again, had my last girlfriend not died on me, I probably would have.

< To me, it's not the lingerie, it's the what goes inside the lingerie I want.

V Wants the same thing (or what's inside men's underwear.)

[polywolly]

^ Apparently thinks there's Trix in men's underwear.

< Wants more Trix.

V Wishes they had such simple wishes.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Has such simple wishes

< Longs for the day of such whimsical wishes.

VAlways hated the kid who would wish upon a falling star for"World Peace."

[StoryJunkie]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

er, I mean ^ insightful

< likes star-gazing and knows that "falling" stars, are NOT stars at all, and any fools wishing upon one, is more likely to get annihilated. Unless it was a death-wish, of course. (Those ALL eventually come true)

V cares neither one way or other, until next time....when the sky is clear, and you can see that satellite move....

[quamp]

^

A shooting star is not a star

Is not a star at all

A shooting star's a meteor

That's heading for a fall

A shooting star is not a star

Why does it shine so bright?

The friction as it falls through air

Produces heat and light

- TMBG.

<My favorite star is Zubeneschamali.

V Has no idea where Zubeneschamali is, and can't be bothered to go find out.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is absolutely correct.

< Likes to think that falling stars are actually angels being kicked out of heaven and plunging to a firey death.

V Is now frightened of <

[polywolly]

^ Has a vivid imagination.

< Will now think of that and giggle whenever a falling star appears.

V Is now working on a plot surrounding angels, fiery deaths, and heavenly eviction.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Wants to inspire writers.

< Wants ^ to know she read heavenly eviction as heavenly erections first.

V Is sniggering at the thought of writing about a story about angels plunging to a firey death with huge, hevenly, erections.

[polywolly]

^ Good at making me laugh.

< Sniggered for a moment, until the thought occurred that the plot most likely exists in one form or another somewhere out in fanfiction/original fiction/erotica land. Then I began to wonder what hasn't already been done...

V Is now working on a plot surrounding angles, furry Death Eaters, and heavenly erections.