The People Above And Below You

[redsliver]

^ expects < to be her clown

< tells the ultimately offensive joke: "What do you get when you mash up 25 babies in the bathtub?

A raging hardon!"

V knows a more offensive joke.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^Thinks I'm a comedian...

< Does know a few jokes, but chances are everyone else knows them too.

V Knows the honest-to-god reason why that stupid chicken crossed that stupid road.

[StoryJunkie]

^ knows I'm insane, because only insane people know the answer to that one!

< did not get the "hardon" punchline

< has a few jokes up sleeve, but can not remember them at will (The weeble joke: "A big wind came up on the farm, flattening everything in its path, exept for the bulls in the pasture. "Why didn't you bulls get knocked down?" asked the farmer. They answered: "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down" .)

V shakes head at lameness of joke. Understands that only Quamp will laugh.

[Nanaea]

^ Earned half a chuckle as well as a head shake.

< Had a weeble tree house when < was a little girl.

< Saw the same weeble tree house brand new for sale at Target a while back.

V Knows that newfangled remakes can't possibly be as great as the originals were.

[polywolly]

^ Had a weeble tree house, which I'm tempted to call a weeble twee house.

< Never had a weeble, therefore, I have no opinion. Shocking, I know...

< By the time I reached the age of weeble appreciation, I was busy with my small army of barn cats and their innumerable kittens, so my time with inanimate toys was limited.

V Preferred to receive clothes as opposed to toys as a child.

[redsliver]

^ yeah, hasn't met me

< Christmas was a time for ninja turtles or the latest final fantasy

V still believes in Santa

[Nanaea]

^ Thinks < is silly for believing in Santa.

< Believes.

V Knows there's a lie in believe.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is sounding very conspiratory today!

< Still gets presents from Santa so he must be real!

V Has a wierd fetish for fat men in red suits

[Nanaea]

^ Is projecting ^ fetishes again.

< Doesn't have any real fetishes.

V Has too many fetishes to count.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows me far too well.

< Doesn't like the word fetish... perfers the word "hobby"

V Has many "hobbies"

[quamp]

^ I only have one "hobby" ... I like redheads.

< Wants to call a spade a spade. 90% of people have at least one fetish.

V Doesn't believe <'s facts.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is probably very acurate with his figures.

< Knows that the redhead fetish is a popular one... being a redhead.

V What's to know if the drapes match the carpet

[polywolly]

^ Always makes sure her samples match.

< Perfers hardwood. *snicker*

< Fond of the new Rickman pic she just stumbled across.

V Can never decide between chocolate and vanilla.

[StoryJunkie]

^ knows I really like strawberry

< Is admiring Rickman intelligence just leaping out of that sig.

v wishes he/she were as photogenic

[redsliver]

^ doesn't know just how photogenic I can be.

< http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkDuHL29BjU or does that count as videogenic

V claims the video doesn't count as a showing of my photogenicity as I'm not wearing my glasses during it.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has a point.

< Thinks it does could at videogenic glasses or no.

V Has a glasses "hobby"

[redsliver]

^ wears glasses just to take them off and shake out her hair causing erections far and wide.

< loves the glasses on a hot long haired girl look

V prefers blindfolds to glasses

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows far too much...

< Loves a man in a blindfold... it makes it easier to leave.

V Will never walk out on the possiblity of sex

[Guest Madapple]

^knows far too many details about me.

<protests that she has standards.

V wonders what happened to their standards.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ The lady doth protest too much me thinks

< Has to stop reading Shakespeare for fun.

V Hates Shakespeare unless it's read by Alan Rickman

[redsliver]

^ impressed by sellout fops

< never had respect for shakespeare, he was the disney of the 1400's

V understands my dislike of Shakespeare but doesn't share it

[StoryJunkie]

^ whoa, is psychic!

< like Shakespeare, once the language barrier comes down, and finds out what a "tool" really is

V didn't know that "tool" came from Shakespeare.

[polywolly]

^ Is correct in her assumption.

< Thought Tool was a band that wrote some energetic songs with semi-meaningful lyrical content.

< Did not know that Tool was over 600 years old. They must take a multi-vitamin.

V Knows what a tool is, how to use one, and at least one person in life who closely resembles one.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Knows way too much about my former boyfriends.

< Is pretty good with certain tools.

V Thinks all a good toolkit needs is a hammer, and a bigger hammer.

[quamp]

^ A real man knows a good tool kit also needs bailing wire and duct tape.

< A proud member of the Red Green school of handymanship.

< (Afraid to ask which one of those guys in that video was Redsilver!)

V Has no idea who Red Green is.