The People Above And Below You

[quamp]

^ how many times do I have to tell you people, I DON'T FUCKING DRINK!!!!

< Doesn't know or care how to store alcoholic beverages.

V Thinks < is a blasphemer for saying <.

[polywolly]

^ Is touchy about his drinking.

< Doesn't drink either, except for the occasional spot of cognac.

< Cannot stand the taste of beer.

V Has been drunk enough that they swore they would NEVER drink again if they could just SURVIVE through the night and subsequent hangover.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Was at one of my parties in my wilder days.

< HAD NO FUCKING CLUE QUAMP WOULD BE THE ONE TO RESPOND TO MY LAST ENTRY IN THIS GAME!!!

< Barely drinks herself.

< Really doesn't have ESP.

V Thinks I knew for a fact Quamp would answer my entry so believes I deliberately mentioned alcohol just to spin their wheels.

[StoryJunkie]

^ doesn't know I am easily entertained by virtual shouting.

< very simple minded.

< was once reprimanded by Quamp about the drinking.

< sulked for two days and made Quamp voodoo dolls, but they all ended up looking like steam engines.

V wants a Quamp voodoo doll

[polywolly]

^ Has a myriad of interesting hobbies.

< Made a Tom Cruise voodoo doll once. Oddly enough, it looked like a steam engine as well.

< Would enjoy a Quamp voodoo doll to keep the Cruise voodoo doll company.

< Imagines them having wild parties and imbibing mulled mead until the wee hours of the morning.

V Just snickered at the word "wee".

[StoryJunkie]

^ is easily amused.

< is also easily amused.

V must also be easily amused, since V will make some amusing rejoinder regarding "wee"

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Said wee!

< Is giggling like a school girl.

V Wishes < were really a school girl.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Harbors secret fantasies about being a schoolgirl.

< Doesn't want anyone to be a schoolgirl, least they beg me to make more peanutbutter cups for school.

V Wants peanutbutter cups, to hell with being a schoolgirl to get them.

[quamp]

^ I'm not into junk food anymore.

< I'd rather have an adult babe in a schoolgirl's outfit though.

V Has a similar fetish.

[redsliver]

^ likes to play pretend pedophilia

< never got into the schoolgirl fetish, or any costume fetishes for that matter.

V Likes to dress up as an airplane pilot and have V's partner dress up as a steward(ess).

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Has been spying on me.

< Hopes I'm not going to get yelled at for not knowin Quamp has given up junk food.

V Once dressed up as a seal and insisted people throw fish to them.

[polywolly]

^ Must not have anything better to do than follow me around.

< Paid a lot of money for that seal getup.

< Those little fish hurt if they hit you in the eye, by the way. That's why you're supposed to throw UNDERHAND. How many times to I have to tell people that. GAH!

V Hasn't heard a word since "peanut butter cups".

[StoryJunkie]

^ doesn't realize how riveting the image of her in a seal suit is.

<had a tuna sandwich for lunch today, what a coincidence!

V Is thinking of seafood salad for a entree sometime in the near future

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Should get a job running one of those psychic friend's networks.

< Had a lovely crab salad plate for lunch/dinner.

V Is now wondering why we have a word for combining breakfast and lunch, called "Brunch" but not one for combining lunch and dinner. (Linner? Dunch?)

[quamp]

^ Doesn't wonder because the practice of combining lunch and dinner isn't common.

< Actually eats only 2 meals a day due to the diet.

V Thinks < is lying about his diet.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Doesn't realize that < is gulible and really believes she's chatting with a room full of 23 year-old Chippendale dancers when she goes to an online chat room.

< Isn't really gullible, just rarely cares enough to call someone for lying on the net. Isn't that like accusing people of getting arroused looking at porn?

V Is completely and utterly honest with everyone he/she ever talks with online or off.

[Nanaea]

^ Knows I cannot tell a lie.

< Has an annoying habbit of always telling the truth.

V Is a compulsive liar.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Confuses "compulsive liar" with "bullshit artist."

< Likes to see how far she can push people before they smell they're being bullshitted.

V Has been the victim of a bullshit artist and thinks < ought to be ashamed.

[polywolly]

^ Confused me with someone trusting.

< Doesn't believe a word anyone says unless I see a signed document that states as much.

< Has bullshitted more people than not in her lifetime, while being utterly truthful the remainder of the time.

< Believes bullshitting is a form of sarcasm and that sarcasm has kept me sane...so far.

V Does not enjoy when people "bullshit" or "exaggerate for effect".

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ As off with her psychic connection as < is.

< Loves it when someone bullshits, especially if they can really get me believing.

V Thinks < amd ^ need professional help.

[Nanaea]

^ and previous ^ need professional help.

< May need professional help too.

V Thinks professional help is a maid, cook, and/or chauffeur.

[polywolly]

^ Will discuss this at the next SAGS meeting.

< Was thinking more along the lines of the professionals that systematically remove their clothing for a living. They're pros, right?

V Will nominate themselves as our "professional help".

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ seconds my nomination.

< wishes she actually belonged to SAG.

V thinks SAG stands for Saggy Adult Gazongas.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Just shattered my illusions.

< Was so looking forward to many happy hours at the Saggy Adult Gazongas meetings, and now finds out there's no such thing! *Sniffle*

V Thinks acronyms are stupid.

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ D.K.W.S.T.A.

< I.U.T.O.

V H.M. H.M.S.B.I.H