The People Above And Below You

[StoryJunkie]

^ fell into my trap

< is laughing softly, yet slowly (Like GAnondorf)

V can honestly not wonder about Agaib now.

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Is busy with thoughts of hot tiger consumpion.

< Agrees with ^ and wonders about Agaib

V Will reveal shocking secrets

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Wants to know my secrets.

< Is not ready to confess that under her clothing...she is naked.

V Doesn't believe in wearing clothing while on the computer, so is naked right now.

[polywolly]

^ Knows that nakedness is next to godliness.

< Knows that clothes don't make the woman, the ability to type naked makes the woman.

V Knows another saying that could be twisted into some reference to nudity.

[quamp]

^ Who doesn't? This is probably the first (and maybe only) accurate thing ever said about me. Then again, I'd say that maybe less than .0000002% of the population would fall into this category.

< In for a penny, in for a pound, now how much is is going to take to get you to show it all?

V Knows the answer to that question.

[Guest Corvis]

^ Would have to rob a million banks to get that many pennies.

< Was so confused when this got moved from Aimless Babble..

V Should have been there to hold my hand for the move..

[StoryJunkie]

^ sissy

< also had a heart attack when it happened, but won't say. (Darn!)

< is an idiot.

V is happy that Forum Games has its very own place now

[polywolly]

^ Knows we gamers needed the leg room.

< Freaked out when it happened too.

< Reads the first page more carefully now.

V Doesn't even like most of the games, especially counting.

[Guest Corvis]

^ Hasn't stalked me in a while!

< Is indeed a sissy.

v Is really the one who hates the counting.

[StoryJunkie]

^ likes to hold hands

<will sometimes hold hands

< had to be bored to the point of numbness before trying out the "count to infinity" game.

V likes to hold hands. In the dark.

[polywolly]

^ Was really only bored to the point of tingliness before playing Count To Infinity.

< Does like to hold hands. In the dark. With strangers.

< Wears gloves if the stranger might not have washed his hands after, well, you know.

V Watches people to see if they wash their hands.

[StoryJunkie]

^ has glove fetish, everyone!

<Not particularly observant

V will soon go wash hands.

[polywolly]

^ Is onto my glove love and subsequent obsession.

< Washes hands regularly, as everyone should. *Gives a hard stare to those people who enter the bathroom and leave without ever running water or nearing the handy soap dispenser*

V Has no germ phobias, mild or compulsive.

[quamp]

^ I fear the ones that can harm me.

< Once had food poisoning. It was not fun.

V Will cook things more thuroughly now.

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Has had my overcooked pork and thanked me.

< Can't stop overcooking pork! Seriously, three times in a row, now.

V Thinks < needs to start buying chicken instead.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Doesn't realize that overcooked chicken can be just as horrible as overcooked pork.

< Once ate raw bacon on a bet.

V Once ate something much nastier on a bet.

[redsliver]

^ somehow has seen my childhood.

< has eaten a semi-alive three inch brook trout on a bet

V would shake my hand if V wasn't so disgusted.

[polywolly]

^ Has the hands of a surgeon, but the handwashing habits of a street hooker.

< Will shake ^'s hand if he would kindly use this Purell and finish with this handi-wipe.

V Enjoys the moist towelettes you get at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[StoryJunkie]

^ has an impeccable keyboard

< LOVES the towelettes at KFC. They smell so nice and lemony

< stashes aforementioned towelettes in the glove compartment of every car < has owned.

V also appreciates the many wonders of cleanliness.

[Guest Corvis]

^ Is the reason I had to restock the damn towelette bin at KFC 5 times a day when I worked there as a teen.

< Misses the free chicken.

< Also is a compulsive hand washer. Seriously.

v Is going to try to bribe me for the secret recipe.

[polywolly]

^ Doesn't know my husband makes a mean fried chicken.

< *waves to Corvis, my fellow compulsive hand washer*

< Isn't afraid to touch anything, just afraid of what is on me after I touch it.

V Has sorted their M&Ms and eaten one color at a time.

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Would have taken an M&M if < hadn't licked them all

< Prefers the peanut variety and will eat the chocolate before the nut.

V Thinks the green ones make you horny

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Wants to know all my aphrodesiac secrets.

< Knows the green ones myth is just that, a myth, but oysters and beer and a lavender room? That's another story.

V Is wondering if their credit card has enough room on it for some oysters beer, and a can of lavender paint.

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Will slip up and spill more secrets some day.

< Does just fine with rum and an air mattress.

V Thinks it's wise to put rum in an air mattress.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is very wise

< Thinks putting rum into an air mattress might be a good place to store rum, and make an air matress become a water bed.

V Has an even better place to store rum.