The People Above And Below You

[polywolly]

^ Pointed at me.

< *looks around* Who...me?! No...not I. Sorry, I have to go. Snapeybot is calling.

V Judges people based on eye color and cheese preference.

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Better love brie. Or else!

< Had some bad gouda (LOL GET IT?!) the other day.

V Wants to know how to get laid by Snapeybot.

[redsliver]

^ is interested in others robosexual fantasies.

< Knows a bot, her name is Anna, Anna is her name. She can ban you, ban you so hard.

V Prefers the song in swedish.

[Guest Pherazen]

^ has no idea < has just been utterly confused

< ...huh?

V is laughing at <'s stupidity

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Is laughing with <

< Is confused along with ^

V Will pretend to be confused with ^ and < to hop on the bandwagon.

[quamp]

^ Well, I think I get it... shame you don't.

< Has no robosexual fantasies... gotta be a real woman with me!

V Prefers real people in bed to virtual ones.

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Missed the bandwagon

< Gets to share said bed every night!

V Demands more robosexual support groups

[polywolly]

^ Finally pointed at the right robo-phile.

< Nominated Nanaea to head the snapeybot support group, but she seems to have vanished along with EF, Dazzled, and Melody.

< Swears that they ran off to find the chocolate-covered elf holy grail.

V Like to speak in accents when answering the telephone.

[StoryJunkie]

^doesn't know the above mentioned people are waiting for a muse to land on their laps

< speaks in strange accents when answering the phone. That way, if its a telemarketer, I can always say, "No speaka Anglesh"

V Accents confuse, yet entertain

[Guest Pherazen]

^ worng about the confusion, right about the entertainment

< wants to marry someone with a different accent.

< wants to marry, preferably, a European or an Australian

V thinks < is strange for wanting to marry someone based on their voice inflections.

[quamp]

^ Wellp, Ah got me a soft Texas drawl, so how about it?

< Oy can talk in at least 10 different accents 'ere.

V Wonders why I would talk in an accent other than my own.

[redsliver]

^ can mimic accents

< Likes all accents but my local one. (East Coast Canada, Cape Breton specifically, its like hydrofluoric acid on your cochleae.)

V wrongly thinks my metaphor is an embellishment

[Guest Pherazen]

^ embellishes metaphors

< has met someone who was born in Cape Breton

< wanted to marry her but it's illegal in this country

V is saddened yet amused by the stupidity of the American Government

[Nanaea]

^ Couldn't be further from the truth.

< Finds nothing about the American Government amusing.

< Supports ^ right to marry whomever ^ wants to regardless of gender.

< Wants to move to Canada, or Ireland, or maybe Sweden....

V Will move with me.

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Has me packed in carry on lugguage

< Prefers to think of America as a child who doesn't know any better.

V Knows I'm stealing from Al Franken.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is stealing from Al Franken

< Won't tell anyone about said theft if ^ wants to bribe < with anything of the chocolate variety.

V Has bunches of chocolate and only wishes they could sit down in front of < and eat it, not offering < a single bite.

[polywolly]

^ Knows I would share my chocolate stores.

< Has no chocolate stores to share.

< Wants to know if that invitation to move to Ireland, or wherever, is still open.

V Wouldn't share their chocolate with anyone for any reason, including bribery.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ wants my chocolate

< hordes chocolate (It's MINE I tell you, MINE)

< Craves chocolate at certain times.

V Would never try to take chocolate due to risk of losing a body part.

[Guest Madapple]

^ fiercely obsessed by chocolate.

< values limbs over chocolate.

< changes mind, would risk an arm for a bite of Cadbury.

V considers white chocolate the ultimate evil.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Has an unfair prejudice over white chocolate.

< Enjoys white chocolate on occation, but is far from enamored with it.

V Loves Halloween because they can buy bags of nothing but black jellybeans.

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Is grossly misinformed.

< Abhors black jellybeans.

V Has gone black and never went back.

[Guest Madapple]

^has a secret passion for Ouzo

<has gone black, red, yellow and white. Always went back, uh, yeah, . . . ahem.

V thinks rainbows are beautiful.

[quamp]

^ Actually, I like glories more than rainbows.

< Saw a glory once on a cloud that looked like a large bird. I wish I could have snapped a picture of it.

V Has no earthly idea of what I'm talking about. (What a glory is, of course.)

[StoryJunkie]

^ is astute

< is confused.

< suddenly craves chocolate for no apparent reason.

< also craving "tiger tiger" ice cream

V knows the licorice benefits of "tiger tiger" ice cream

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Gives me more credit than I deserve

< Doesn't know the licorish benifits, but wonders if the ice cream might involve an orange flavor and color for the ice cream part, and licorish or licorish flavor to make the black part, thus making ice cream that could resemble a tiger.

V Is now wondering how Agaib is doing.