The People Above And Below You

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ wants me to share personal experiences.

< will never share the wonderful, personal experience of walking a sweet one-legged dog.

V is curious which leg the dog still had in-tact.

[Guest Pherazen]

^ is completely correct

< is upsat about the non-sharing of personal experiences

V owns a one-legged dog that picks on four-legged dogs

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Is wrong, since it's my dad's dog.

< Hates that dog.

V Is thinking "Does he really hate it, or is he just afraid to admit to loving it?"

[Guest Pherazen]

^ is wrong

< is actually thinking "man, I want a grilled cheese sandwich"

V will make me a grill cheese sandwich

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Will receive a sandwich is six to eight weeks

< Shouldn't have used the US postal service

V Is still waiting for edible mail

[Guest Madapple]

^ has started a mail order service

< thinks Mike ^ spelled male incorrectly.

V is designing a male order catalog/form

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Is receiving complimentary male seasonings

< Is intrigued at the lucrative opportunities in exporting

V Will buy out my stock

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

^ Got that right!

< Needs to kick-start that harem me and my sweety were talkin' about.

v Wants to visit my harem.

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Will have a flourishing business

< Is giddy with excitement over whoever changed my title

V Needs rum, sodomy and the lash

[Guest Madapple]

^ should remember the people who teaked his business plan and bring plenty of rum, lubrication and a nice stiff quirt.

< admits to changing Mike's title. <eg>

V has fantasies about being wrapped with sheets of postage stamps, then diving into a vat of raspberry jam.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ has a very vivid imagination.

< has fantasies about being wrapped in a giant fruit rollup and having it nibbled off. Raspberry would be just fine!

V prefers cherry fruit rollups.

[StoryJunkie]

^ has strange obsession with cherries, esp gummi ones

< actually hates any fruity marshmallowy things in mouth.

< prefers hard things in mouth.

V Scarred by the image left in head.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ hasn't even begun to scar.

< Has tough mental skin.

< isn't sure if that made sense.

V is totally confused now

[polywolly]

^ Doesn't know who I am, or what kind of scarring I'm capable of.

< Is in a constant state of confusion, thus confusion is the norm, and Norm is a man who goes where everybody knows his name. And they're always glad he came.

V Cheered me on just then. Ha!

[redsliver]

^ uses puns, needs straight jacket

< Always wanted a straightjacket

V believes straightjackets are all a parent needs to raise a child right.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ will be sent to jail for illegal uses of straightjackets.

< actually thinks children should be tossed into a closet and fed a cheeto every half hour until they're 18.

< would never actually do that to a child, but has met a couple who probably deserved it.

V Has known many children who deserved both a straight jacket and being locked in a closet.

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Apparently know I'm a student teacher

< No longer student teaches because of all missing kids

< Ran out of Cheetos and had to use raw macaroni

V Will applaud my efforts and ask me to babysit

[StoryJunkie]

^ such a sado/masochist.

<Thinks all s&m people should be teachers. That ought to keep the little blighters in line!

V trying to dredge up some sympathy for "little blighters"

[redsliver]

^ has it out for the next generation.

< realises the chimney sweeping potential of the next generation.

V promotes the emergence of supercriminals in the next generation

[Guest Mike256bit]

^ Has seen one of my syllabi.

< Recognizes the soup-stock potential of the next generation

V Can't quite place that "taste" in their bouillabaisse

[polywolly]

^ Told me that was a special blend of seven spices.

< Will soon be roaming the streets, screaming, "Soilent Green is People!"

V Never like Soilent Green, but would be interested in Soilent Tie-Dye

[redsliver]

^ wishes ^ was Charlston Heston.

< enjoys the entire soylent rainbow.

V dislikes thinking up new ways to prepare human leftovers.

[Guest Pherazen]

^ is right

< would prefer to stick to the original, classic recipes

< is currently preparing human pot pie

V wants to know if < will share it

[quamp]

^ I'm not Jeffrey Dahmler (sp?)

< Just a normal, sane pervert here.

V Thinks < is a contradiciton in terms.

[redsliver]

^ doubts there are differences between insanity and perversion.

< knows that pervision is more honest than sanity.

V by my definition the most honest human alive.