The People Above And Below You

[Guest Agaib]

^ Only pretends to be dumb so no one can disprove her purported smartness

< Isn't afraid to put intelligence to the test

v Thinks I'm making assumptions

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ makes a lot of assumptions.

< Is bad about assuming too.

< be careful what you assume, it makes an ass out of u and me. ^^_v

< loves that saying.

V Has never heard that saying before, but agrees with it.

[redsliver]

^ uses ancient cliches

< prefers "Assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups"

V mother of all smurfs

[Guest Agaib]

^ Knows My secret, must die.

< Has a life goal of recapturing all of the smurfs and eating them.

v will help Me find the smurfs

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ think < is helping.

< is actually smuggling smurfs to safety.

< is the love child of papa smurf and smurfette

V is a tad weirded out by that mental image.

[quamp]

^ not as weirded out as seeing that picture of piglet from Winnie the Pooh getting raped by Papa Smurf.

< Has seen a lot of weird fanart images.

V Can top the piglet rapepic with ease.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Thinks I've lived a tainted life.

< The only thing close to the piglet being raped thing I can think of was a fan drawn comic of Lucy and Charlie brown involved in some heavy S&M.

V Can top my cartoon and the piglet cartoon and will succeed in causing everyone on the forums to shudder.

[polywolly]

^ Thinks I've lived a tainted life right along with her.

< As an HP fan, has no fanart to mention except that strange Aunt Marge/Aunt Petunia naked scrub fest that feature Marge scouring the floor while Petunia... On second thought, let's not think about what Petunia was doing.

V Didn't need any of these mental images this close to bed time.

[StoryJunkie]

^ correctly guesses I'm in bed

< could use any kind of image before going to bed.

< has blank mind.

V is not squicked by anything really

[redsliver]

^ knows < is very hard to squick out

< is only really squicked out by long finger and toe nails

V has an irrational fear of rubber ducks

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Reads my mind.

< Does have an irrational fear of rubber ducks, and people named "Dick."

V Giggles whenever they meet someone called "Dick."

[quamp]

^ I only laughed once at someone named Dick. His last name was "Chasen." (For all you MiSTies out there.)

< Owns an entire set of MST3K episodes.

V has no clue who Detective Dick Chasen is.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

^ Is right!

< Should be sleeping cause dude, school tommarrow

v Ate a bug during that last heist.

[StoryJunkie]

^ bad girl. Very naughty.

< (is that what was in the salmon? I thought it was celery)

V not a fishy sort of person

[redsliver]

^ Knows I prefer shellfish to fish fish

< remembers when lobster was poor person food.

V lives away from ocean where a child taking a lobster sandwich to school has never been a sign of poverty.

[polywolly]

^ Knows I live nowhere near an ocean.

< Lives in Illinois, about as far away from an ocean as you can get in the states without a compass and some assbackwards directions.

< Remembers a sign of poverty in the plains used to be a child bringing no lunch to school and eating no lunch at all but what other kids gave them, before the school system wised up to the fact that some kids went hungry at home AND at school.

V Is now bummed about starving children and poverty.

[StoryJunkie]

^ has drawn a sigh out from behind my lips

< bummed out now

v will cheer us up

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

^ Assumes that < will cheer them up

<is in such a mad mood, needs some cheering up too!

V Might be in a better mood and is willing to make us smile?

[polywolly]

^ Is in a bad mood because of something her husband did? I'm guessing?

< Will try to say something cheerful, if not funny.

< Says, "When two chipmunks meet and shake hands, an angel gets its jelly donut.."

V Found nothing cheerful or funny about that.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ was actually kind of amusing with the chipmunk thing.

< watched Alvin and the Chipmunks

< really liked Simon.

V Had a "thing" for Dave.

[StoryJunkie]

^ prefers guys with high melodic voices and fast-talking dialogue

< Thought Dave was downtrodden, and pity-love doesn't count

V Hated when Alvin got a girlfriend. She wasn't good enough for him.

[Guest Madapple]

^ is considering writing a snuff fic featuring the chipettes.

<still wants a hula hoop.

V likes sniffing grass skirts.

[redsliver]

^ has a dangerous fascination with all things hawaiian

< has wanted to sniff a grass skirt once, but had not the courage to ask.

V has a dangerous fascination with monkeys on unicycles

[Guest Madapple]

^ had a one legged dog named pogo.

< thought redsliver should have named his dog skip.

v likes walking one legged dogs.

[Guest Pherazen]

^ Would be correct were there a one legged dog to walk

< wants to walk a one legged dog

v has actually met and walked a one-legged dog and will share experience with entire group