The People Above And Below You

[Guest Agaib]

^ Should have said pussies

< Thinks StoryJunkie is also the StoryGod

v Worships the StoryGod

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ is trying to convert <.

< worships the underwear goddess VictoriasSecret

< should worship her muses more

V will worship their story muses.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Doesn't know Victoria's real secret.

< Knows that Victoria is actually a man.

v Will never wear a Victoria's Secret bra again

[Guest yamsham]

^ Knows my sordid past.

< Was really drunk at the time.

v Has a funny story to tell about being drunk.

[StoryJunkie]

^ was at the same 4 X track as me that day? (Will wonders never cease)

< Got drunk and the 4X track near town. Saw the most ginormous bonfire ever created by young adults. But that was it. No funny. didn't get drunk, but did watch a lot of drunks stumbling about, and was amazed they thought they could drive. Well, BC roads are kind of curvy and dippy anyway. I suppose any drunk could drive them and think they were going straight, and yet arrive home alive. (WTF, how the HELL did I end up on the front grill of a Peterbuilt?)

V aghast at drunk drivers.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Has no idea how much < hates drunk drivers.

< Really has a problem with drunk drivers

< Likes to drink, but won't drive then.

< has had some wine tonight

V is excited about < being loosened up with alcohol.

[redsliver]

^ has a similar hatred of drunk drivers that < has

< excited about a tipsy kitty slave.

V enjoys a tipsy kitty slave at least once a week.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ wants to know who my tipsy kitty slave is

< isn't telling.

< tinkles a bell.

V knows who the kitty slave is and isn't telling either.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Needs to leave Me alone!

< Will never be a slave again

v Helped Me get away

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ was holding a knife

< didn't have a choice. {shifts and pouts}

< is a good girl ... really! {cute look}

< just wanted to have some fun ... {pouts}

V will have fun with < ... please?

[Guest Agaib]

^ Wants to have fun

< Has already asked ^ about "fun"

v Will have fun too

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ sucks the fun out of everything.

< Will have fun regardless.

< Is trying really hard to have fun.

V Is laughing at the lengths gone to to have fun and will help.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Always willing to have fun

< Wondering how many different kinds of fun there are

v Has classified fun into flavors

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ wants to try all my flavors of fun.

< has way more flavors than Baskin Robins

V Wonders just how many flavors there are.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Will let Me taste them

< Wondering if there is a Cheesecake flavored fun

v once went to dairy queen and had fun mixed in

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ likes fun mixed with creamy goodness.

< loves dairy queen.

< loves mixing fun with anything

< has cheesecake flavored.

V has a thing for cheescake flavored fun.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Knows My love for cheesecake

< Would sell soul for cheesecake

v Has a way of extracting souls from bodies

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ wasn't supposed to reveal my secret

< learned from the Egyptians

V will surrender soul to <

[Guest Agaib]

^ Will recieve a soul after I enjoy My cheesecake

< Demands a lot of cheesecake

v is unable to provide Me with it

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ underestimates <'s ability to make cheesecake.

< makes excellent cheescake, just not very often, only for a good cause.

< Is looking for a good cause.

V will give < a good cause for cheesecake making.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Will be kidnnaped soon and forced into a cheesecake factory run by an insane tiger

< Is not that insane tiger

< really!

v Suspects Me

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ is very suspect.

< is cautiously making way to a window

V is oblivous to escape plot.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Was not wrong before, is wrong now

< Has nothing to do with the bars on Soulies windows

v Knows why the bars are there

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ underestimates certain abilities

< is very small and flexible.

< can fit through small openings

V is thinking of the possibilities.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Will try to escape

< Is too busy thinking dirty thoughts about "small openings" to stop ^

v Will escape