The People Above And Below You

[quamp]

^ I know better than to poke ^^.

< Not fixated with poking.

VFixated with something else.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Wants to know what I'm fixated with.

< Can't answer, too busy being fixated.

V Fixated by tacos.

[polywolly]

^ Heard I was upset when I found out we were out of taco seasoning.

< Was going to have taco salad for dinner, until I discovered the alarming lack of taco seasoning in my house.

V Always keeps a fireproof safe with various seasonings and seasoning mixes in case of emergencies.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Cooks a lot

< Hardly ever cooks

v thinks I shouldn't leave all the cooking to others

[StoryJunkie]

^ he should leave all the cooking to others

< Indifferent to cooking, prefers baking...mmm

V likes to eat bakery products.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Knows My love for all things warm and fluffy

< Likes freshly baked bread

v Likes cake

[redsliver]

^ knows of my enjoyment of cake, must be silenced.

< decent baker, my cheesecake and blueberry pies are surefire ways of getting laid

V learned to cook entirely for sexual bribery.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Wants me to cook for him.

< Admits she's always enjoyed the fact that people have promised all sorts of great things in order to get her to cook, but didn't actually learn just for bribery purposes.

V Is willing to offer me a kitten if I make them lasagna.

[polywolly]

^ Will be receiving the kitten via UPS on Monday. Do you prefer tabby or all black?

< Doesn't really have a kitten, but has seen numerous "Free kittens! The little slut got knocked up AGAIN this spring..." flyers all over town.

< Add the "little slut" part. I was in no way defaming the name of any particular cat. Okay, one cat, but she has it coming...

V Will help the cat file her defamation of character lawsuit.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Doesn't realize all cats are rather slutty, unless they've been fixed.

< Wants a tabby kitten. (I'm such a sucker for Tabby cats!)

V Wants to know what they can give me for lasagna.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ would give away lasagne for a fairly low rate.

< would give a lot for home made lasagne

< has missed the forum the past couple of days

< has been WAY too busy

V has enjoyed relaxing the past few days and baking for fun.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Will now be thinking about Lasagna for a few days.

< Hasn't been baking, but has been trying to motivate enough to make lasagna.

V Is tired of hearing about lasagna and would rather discuss all things naked and sweaty.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ has very good ideas.

< just got done reading a romance novel.

< thinking naked and sweaty thoughts

V thinking naked and sweaty elf thoughts

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Had to remind me of elves!

< Is now envisioning naked, sweaty, elves. And cheesecake for some odd reason.

V Finds the naked part much more interesting than the elf part.

[redsliver]

^ would kill for a naked elf carrying cheesecake

< likes naked, unconcerned with the pointiness of ears.

V is naked

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ must be having a psychic moment.

< isn't really naked, but likes letting people think so.

V wants to be naked and sweaty right now.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Must have written this about ten minutes ago.

< Was taking a shower ten minutes ago, so was naked, but not very sweaty.

V Likes to conserve water by showering with other naked, sweaty people.

[redsliver]

^ blatantly lies about her state of dress

< only wears clothes because I rent a basement apartment and my living room is visible from the shared laundry room.

< too humid not to be sweaty

V more naked than ^

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Accuses me of lying about my state of dress!

< Was too naked. Makes it a point to get naked when taking a shower.

V Is daydreaming about naked elves.

[redsliver]

^ keeps jumping in when I'm answering soulsearcher's games

< did the same thing to ^ not to many minutes ago

V waits their turn

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Delusional

< Also delusional

V Has no clue what reality is anymore.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ is giving me my turn, such a generous creature.

< also just got out of the shower oddly enough.

< is giggling that we are all or were recently, wet and naked.

< is wearing cute little pink shorts

V is wondering what else < is wearing

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Has mistaken me for someone else.

< Is wearing blue shorts that aren't cute.

V Is wearing something so sexy that if they tell us what it is, we'll all be overcome with lust.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ really wants to know what I'm wearing.

< Is going to guard the secret carefully

< Has a price, but won't say what it is.

V Would love to have access to <'s web cam.

[StoryJunkie]

^ thinks I have a thing for cute evil kitties.. (BWahahahaha)

< thinks web cams are only as good as their connection. (like the signal is coming from outer space or something)

V will soon correct me about what kitties are really called