The People Above And Below You

[quamp]

^ Not a junk food junkie... anymore, at least. Never been lured by promises of candy.

<Knows where the quote "Hey little girl, want a piece of candy?" Came from.

V Probably doesn't want to know where it came from.

[redsliver]

^ would earn great tips,

< tips overly generous when drunk

V paid for a drink in tips left for the bartender.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ obviously believes I'm more nefarious than I truly am.

< Has worked for tips and knows how hard it is.

< tips VERY well.

V will tip well from now on, now that they know servers usually only make $2.33/hour.

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

^ What State are you from??? Our servers make about $5.50/hr out here!

< Have always tipped well, because I was once a server too!

V Feels sorry for the servers who only get paid $2.33/hour.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ is right, since I was one of them.

< lives in a stoopid state apparently.

< still thinks servers are underpaid.

V is glad to get paid more than $2.33/hour.

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

<Is right!

<Is no longer a server and is happy.

<Has gotten fed up with her old computer and has purchased a new one.

v wants a new computer too.

[polywolly]

^ Was partially right.

< Wants a laptop so she can write smut...I mean...edit important personal documents while at work.

< Will only do so on her breaks and lunch hour...

< ...maybe...

V Never writes outside of their home.

[StoryJunkie]

^ must be psychic

< writes only at home, alone, in the dark

V will leave me a rockin review, if they haven't done so already. (Hope you like death and destruction mixed with sex)

[redsliver]

^ Will get her review in the near future

< only needs to read the review ^ left for < when looking for inspiration.

V can't sit still between posting a chapter and getting a review.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Thinks I'm figity

< Wishes she could write something... anything... that would pass as the next chapter.

V Is writing up a storm and wants to giggle at my misfortune.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ is sort of right.

< Has actually gotten pretty far on her next chapter.

< Still has a ways to go.

V Is using the 4th of July as an excuse to eat drink and be merry instead of write.

[StoryJunkie]

^thinks I"m American.

< Got happy July 1st

V Will soon be educated regarding the differences between Americans and what I am.

[polywolly]

^ Is something, for sure. Where she is, she'll never tell me.

< Is American, and glad the neighbor has finished with his freakishly loud, bright, and probably illegal fireworks.

V Went to see fireworks today...or...ate something with bread in/on/around it.

[redsliver]

^ Was harangued by patriotic explosives.

< celebrated on the first and has had no food with, on or in bread today.

V caused severe burns with fireworks recently

[StoryJunkie]

^ doesn't know I'm the laziest patriot in Canada

< stayed inside all weekend to escape the heat and mosquitos

V Loves the July (extra) long weekend

[Guest Agaib]

^ Is correct

< Has now thrown out the pink bow and tie in and effort to forget His past.

v Thinks I should have kept them

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Should have kept them, and fortunately forgot about the bell.

< Loves things that "jingle"

< especially loves shiny things that jingle

V has something shiny and jingly for < to play with. ^^_v

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is waiting for the Shiny

< Tosses ^ one of those wands with the bits of colored tin cut in the shapes of stars and moons.

V Is now extremely jelous of ^ and is plotting to steal the wand.

[quamp]

^ Not jealous about that. Now, if it had been a hot babe...

< Everyone seems to get every prediction about me wrong.

V Won't make a correct prediction about me.

[polywolly]

^ Is a woman and likes to sniff lighter fluid.

< Makes wrong predictions all the time.

V Will make an accurate prediction about me.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Doesn't give a crap about predictions unless they involve herself, Alan Rickman, and a minial amount of clothing.

< Predicts that PolyWolly would indeed enjoy being alone with Alan Rickman and for both of them to be wearing no clothing.

V Also would like to be alone with Alan Rickman, but prefers he at least wears a guythong.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Can read My mind very well

< Would like to discuss his character in Harry Potter instead of fuck

v Thinks it's horrible of Me to not find Alan Rickman hot

[StoryJunkie]

^ is a tiger lover, not a maneater.

< Likes her husband's lanky bod WAY more than any other dude's

V Is a tiger lover, not a maneater

[Guest Agaib]

^ Said that twice

< Will only eat someone if they poke Me too much

v wants to poke Me now just to see

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Loves to get poked.

< Looking for something good to poke ^ with.

V Has the perfect thing to poke ^ with, but won't share it with me.