The People Above And Below You

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

^ Is wrong < is not that creative

< Is trying to get the motiviation to finish part 2 of her HP fanfic and failing miserabley!

V Totally feels my pain and want to motivate EF so that EF can send this to her new Beta

[polywolly]

^ Somehow things I have any motivation to spare.

< *looks back at finished, betaed, and yet unedited third edition of chapter 9* Yeah...motivation...

< Is motivated, but also hungry, thirsty, and just remembered I forgot to eat dinner.

V Forgets to eat sometimes too.

[quamp]

^ I've never really forgotten to eat... although I've had to skip meals not by choice.

< Knows motivation can only come from within

V Was motivated enough to respond to this.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Motivated me to respond.

< Highly lacking in true motivation

< is enjoying her holiday weekend, so doesn't need to be motivated.

V Has lots of extra motivation to go around.

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

^ Sorry you are incorrect! I'm the one who needed it in the first place!

< Is now motiviated but now is too tired to think!

V feels sorry for my predicament

[Guest Agaib]

^ is being felt sorry for

< Knows that the salinity of human blood is about the same as the ocean

v knows why that is

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Will never find out from me! NEVER!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

< is a good secret keeper

< knows many great secrets {wise sage look}

V knows how to bribe < for said secrets.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Only needs yarn. Lots and lots of yarn.

< Is teasing soulie with a ball of yarn.

v dislikes being teased

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ obviously underestimates my desires to be teased.

< loves being teased

< loves it leading to other things

V should get their mind out of the gutter ... maybe ^.~

[Guest Agaib]

^ Should stop leading My mind to the gutter

< Mind has been in gutter for quite some time.

v Isn't going to help Me get it out.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Should keep mind in gutter forever. it's more fun.

< dances in the gutter and splashes dirtyness everywhere.

V joins in in playing in the muck

[Guest Agaib]

^ Having balls of gutter muck thrown at her

< Is having a blast in the gutter

v will ruin My fun

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Should know better

< gives ^ a face wash in the muck

< laughs maniacally

V is considering using a fire hose.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Is being chased by a giant tiger trying to balance himself in the gutters of some random guy's house while pointing a firehose at ^

< Thinks spraying kittens with firehoses is fun

v doesn't enjoy it as much as I do

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ is right about that.

< is laughing at the mental image

V Is going to fall out of their chair laughing.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Thinks I'm clumsy

< Is clumsy, but rarely falls out of chair.

V Is as graceful as a gazelle.

[quamp]

^ I'm as graceful as a drunken walrus.

< Has three left feet.

V Can dance a whole lot better than I can.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Might be right.

< Will never be asked to be a part of Riverdance, but did do some cage dancing way back when.

V Has no clue what cage dancing is.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ underestimates my dance knowledge.

< Would love to see Melody cage dance.

V will help me build a cage for Melody to dance in.

[quamp]

^ If it involves bailing wire and duct tape, I can do it.

< Wonders if it's really worth it to see Meldoy cage dance.

V Will probably say it is.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Master of duct tape!

< Can't say it is now. Was when I was younger.

V Wants to know how much money a good cage dancer can make.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Is right! < is curious.

< Wonders if she's in the wrong part of the dance industry.

< Wishes there was somewhere here < could get paid to go go dance.

V Will inform all how much a cage dancer makes.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is thinking of becoming a cage dancer.

< Used to get 50 dollars a night plus tips (tips weren't all that great to be honest. But this was back in the early 80s)

V Wants to be a cage dancer.

[redsliver]

^ Was let out of ^'s cage, V will be held responsible.

< remembers laughing <'s ass off in a bar when a heftier girl was told to stay away from the cage or get out of the bar.

V was once lured into a cage by the promise of a snickers bar

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ lured me into a cage with a snickers bar

< would love to make $50 + tips

< would hope to make a lot of tips

V would be sure to tip well.