The People Above And Below You

[Guest Nympho]

^has no idea how gross i look in gold

<is an albino, silver is my color

v is pictuing me with red eyes and white hair

[Guest Agaib]

^ Didn't explain what the whachamacallit was

< has never met an albino

v Will finnally explain what the thingy was!

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Has high expectations

< Is picturing people in weird shirts.

< Knows if you take a poet shirt and make it out of shiny gold fabric you have a ballroom shirt.

V Has a really odd mental image now.

[Guest Nympho]

^just barely posted before me on the lamee shirt question

<thinks lamee is that really, really shiny fabric and ballroom shirts are the ones that are form fitting at the chest with puffy sleeves.

<is going back to posting at 4 am when no-one else is on.

v is going to correct me

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Wants to be a mysterious after-hours poster again

< Posts way too often.

V Posts way too often as well, but doesn't care.

[Guest Akumu]

^ was wrong

< secretly likes balls of yarn

V likes green eggs and ham

[Guest Agaib]

^ Knows My secret. Must be punished.

< Looking through punishing tools.

v Will give a suggestion for punishment.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Should know all the ways of punishment.

< Suggests an egg beater.

V Thinks my suggestions are lame.

[StoryJunkie]

^ knows that when I use an egg beater as an S&M tool, my arm tires easily

< prefers hard calloused hands

V rolling eyes

[redsliver]

^ Likes farmer's hands

< has the kind of hands that say, < has never worked a day in his life.

V will type the next post without v's hands

[StoryJunkie]

^ likes to imagine me with my hands tied behind my back

< Will still beat the crap out of whoever does it anyway

V Scared of angst

[polywolly]

^ Hasn't read my most recent attempt at fiction.

< Has bathed in the angst this time around. Although, I've been assured, I haven't reached melodramatic just yet.

V Prefers a tragic comedy.

[StoryJunkie]

^ writes so angsty it's nearly on the dark side

< prefers anything that laughs in the face of tragedy

V Sticks to Saturday Night Live for comedy

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

^ Is incorrect

<Was finally able to post my HP songfic and hopes that it isn't horrible!

V Isn't into HP fanfics

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Get's down to "Something Wicked this Way Comes"

< Likes HP fanfics as long as they're Snape/Hermione (I know, I'm sick. SICK!)

< Needs to get a life.

V Will help < get a life.

[redsliver]

^ can get her own life

< wouldn't want to get a life, seems just to get in the way of things.

V Has had a life once, but we're not allowed to speak of it.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Should be sure to keep < secret about having a life.

< Is going to enjoy this time of not having a life.

V Has a very full fabulous life we can all live vicariously through.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Should find a life

< Has a mediocre life

v has an exceptionally boring life

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Better watch it or will get bopped one.

< Has a better life than < lets on.

< Is secretive

V Is curious

[Guest Agaib]

^ Wants Me to ask about her life

< Will bite and ask

v is Soulsearcher

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Can ask all ^ wants but won't get an answer

< Cabbagepatches

V Will burst out laughing at the thought of < in a cabbagepatch doll costume.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Is being laughed at

< Has never put on a cabbagepatch doll costume

v thinks putting Me in one would be hilarious

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ doesn't know when ... doesn't know where ... but will end up in a cabbagepatch costume.

< plots

< cackles

V joins in < plotting and cackling

[Guest Agaib]

^ Likes creating strange paradoxes

< Wondering how I can plot against Myself without knowing

< Seriously considered not posting to avoid the confusion

v thinks I should have just not posted

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Should definately have posted

< loves paradoxes

< is now singing "A paradox a paradox a most intreaguing paradox" from Pirates of Penzance.

< Loves the Pirate King

V Has never seen Pirates of Penzance and doesn't know what they're missing.