The People Above And Below You

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows that bullshit may be genetic.

< Is married to a man that should teach Bullshitology... he'd be a great teacher.

V Would take that course.

[Guest echtrae]

^ married to a bullshitist

< wouldn't need to take such a course, particularly considering the family that < grew up in

v wants a degree in bullshit

[quamp]

^ No thank you.

< Bullshitology's most infamous people tend to be politicians. George W. has a PHD in bullshitology, for example.

< Doesn't want to be associated with George W.

V Also doesn't want to be associated with George W.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is quite correct on that one

< wants nothing to do with the chimp executive

v is thinking that calling GW the chimp executive is an insult to chimps

[Leonhart29]

^ Is insulting chimps in a way that might cause them to rise up against the humans.

< Thinks GW is more akin to pond scum actually

V Thinks that might be a bit too harsh.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is just harsh enough.

< Doesn't feel that she should share her opinion on this as < is not American... but, he's an asshat.

V Agrees.

[redsliver]

^ speaks accurately about asshats.

< enjoys being an asshat pretty often.

V prefers not to instigate pointless arguments.

[Leonhart29]

^ knows me way to well

< Tries to stay away from arguments that are pointless but jumps in with both feet if the argument will make someone so red in the face they actually explode

V Thinks that's more of a description of a presidential debate.

[quamp]

^ Debates are one thing. Arguments are another critter entirely.

< Strong believer of the addage "if you argue with a fool, he's doing the same thing" that I heard from my grandparents.

V Has more grandparent-based advice to give us.

[redsliver]

^ not at all.

< got three things from <'s grandparents, a GI Joe tank, birthday card money and freshly baked goods.

V has the goods, and V is very fresh.

[Guest echtrae]

^ got short changed by grandparents

< got many things, but is uncertain if <'s goods was among them

< is also unwilling to find out if <'s goods were among the many things from grandparents

v is thinking this conversation has taken a rather disturbing turn and is going to change the topic now

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Wants a quick out of this conversation.

< Will give him one.

V Likes bowler hats and wants to bring them back into style.

[redsliver]

^ frightening

< never liked hats of any kind with the exception of tuques on winter days.

V hat person

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Would be for the most part wrong.

< Was just trying to change the subject.

V Has a better idea on how to do that.

[quamp]

^ One subject change coming up.

< It's always good to come back to sex for a subject, < thinks.

V So what's your favorite sexual position?

[Leonhart29]

^ Is looking for ideas

< Has too many "favorite" positions to list them here

V Is now trying to count how many positions they've had sex in in the last year

[Guest echtrae]

^ is trying to change focus from ^

< is not able to count high enough to accurately represent positions used

v can count positions used this year on one hand, with one hand

[Leonhart29]

^ Is bragging about the positions used

< Wouldn't be able to even raise one finger when it comes to counting that particular activity over the past year

V Has a hard time believing that

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is in the same boat as <

< Was told to abstain while pregnant and has only just gotten the go ahead.

V Thinks that's cruelty by doctor.

[redsliver]

^ curious predicament

< is quite certain ^ could have found a doctor who could have recommend safe and comfortable sex practices while pregnant.

V has experienced some of these.

[Leonhart29]

^ Could be right depending on the circumstances

< Was "too fat" while pregnant to entice ex-husband into sex

V Knows that women get pretty big while carrying twins

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Wasn't fat! Was producing life!!

< Is still pretty touchy about the "F" word (fat, not fuck)... but luckily has a husband who thought pregnant was sexy and told me so regularly. (I was all belly... and it was huge!!)

V Agrees that pregnant is sexy!

[Leonhart29]

^ Was and is a sexy mama.

< Thinks being pregnant is very sexy as you don't have to worry any more about getting that way.

V Worries about what the baby would think during sex

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is wrong thankfully.

< Was told that was more a male fear, and actually laughed in the doctors office... hubby laughed too.

V Wonders what it would look like from the baby's perspective.

[Leonhart29]

^ has now gotten < to thinking

< wonders if the kiddo thought a battering ram was trying to break down the door.

V is now laughing