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^ ^Is starved for affection

^ Has some really cute freckles

< Has heard that lemon juice can do wonders

V Thinks pouring lemonade into the skin is a sticky solution

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^ is wrong. The lemon thing actually works.

< prefers to swim at night in any case.

V thinks < should learn to live with freckles.

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^ clearly anticipated someone else

< has no freckles, just tends to become more of a bronze color when exposed to sunlight

v is envious of <'s tanning ability

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^ Victim (or rather, recipient?) of mistaken identity.

< Is a card carrying Native American and proud of it!

< Never used to burn until < had children.

V Thinks that's just a coincidence.

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^ observant

< same here, although I did think that was a coincidence, since I also began drinking lots and lots of coffee

V no skin complaints whatsoever.

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^ is correct since I don't tan at all

< is not at all worried about my glow-in-the-dark bod

V is wondering if I really glow in the dark

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^ is right, but only a little

< is ready to move on from the tan topic

V might agree with me

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^ is right, I'll second it

< thinks it should have something to with sex toys

V is looking forward to this

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^ is so right!

< has a toy box that sees regular use

V can't wait for an in-depth discussion of said toys

Posted

^ has been sneaking around my toy box

< Has a healthy relationship with <'s toys and plays with them on occasion

V Has a favorite toy that sees more playtime than the others

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^ figures everybody has a favorite :wink:

< has used one of them in public

V is wondering how

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^ likes to be an exhibitionist.

< Has had sex in public but never played with a toy in public

< is confessing to a certain amount of curiosity about ^'s public appearance.

V Might give us a description if asked nicely

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^ < really doesn't want to know about ^^'s sexual toy use in public.

^ Was obviously expecting someone else.

< Hasn't used sex toys.

< Wonders why the vast majority of sex toys are designed for women and very few of them are for men.

V Is grateful there are sex toys for his/her gender.

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^ REALLY needs to look up a few sex toy sites and learn the joys of self help.

< knows of quite a few sex toys for ^'s gender

V Is now looking up said web sites.

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^ is wrong, I don't need to look it up.

< has already read and experimented with lots of sex toys and even if the *seem* geared towards women, trust me, it's all in how you use them.

V is confused about that last bit.

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