The People Above And Below You

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is right

< Needs to move closer to a major body of water in which < can swim and surf.

V Has sympathy.

[redsliver]

^ there, there

< will make sure to swim for all those who can't

V sees <'s charity as gloating

[Sin Acies]

^ is correct

< goes up to the river to swim

V probably thinks < is gloating now.

[redsliver]

^ got it good

< has a river, a lake, two beaches all within a twenty minutes from here.

V thinks < needs to host a beach party

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is just bragging.

< Has a man-made lake about fifteen minutes away, but I CAN't SURF THERE!!!

< Won't make it to the coast until at least August.

V thinks < is just whining.

[redsliver]

^ should look forward to enjoying August instead of complaining until then

< suspects ^ will be heading to the shittier coast.

V has to settle for the Pacific most often for their ocean

[Sin Acies]

^ is wrong, I'm East Coast

< is not a huge fan of the ocean anyway.

V thinks < is crazy for not loving the ocean

[redsliver]

^ ingrate

< impatiently waiting for the water to warm

V has been known to warm the water in the pool

[Sin Acies]

^ is correct.

< wishes I owned a jacuzzi

V wishes they had a jacuzzi

[redsliver]

^ hot tub lover

< open invitation to AFFers if < gets a jacuzzi

V will bring champagne and a rubber duck

[Sin Acies]

^ is right about the rubber duck, but bourbon not champagne.

< will be delighted to attend ^ jacuzzi party

V will be the first one to get naked at the party

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is catching on quickly!

< Won't do it until < gets her prepregnancy waistline back.

V thinks it can't be that bad... (and is probably right.)

[Leonhart29]

^ Will be in pre-pregnancy shape in no time

< Has <'s own lake right out <'s back door.

< Still loves the idea of a jacuzzi

V Is counting savings to see how much more V has to save up for the jacuzzi

[Sin Acies]

^ has no idea I'm poor

< is too pale to wear a bikini

V will probably suggest wearing nothing at all

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Wouldn't be confortable naked if ^ is not comfortable in a bikini.

< Is also very pale, but has found that certain colors of bikinis are better for pale people.

V would just go get a fake tan.

[redsliver]

^ mistook me for someone else

< tans easily, is actually getting fairly tan from running

V burns long before tanning

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows me so well.

< Has never really had a tan.

V Is horrified by such an idea.

[Leonhart29]

^ Has a perfect peaches and cream complexion.

< Has the same complexion and is very proud to be "whiter then the underbelly of a catfish"

V Prefers tanned flesh

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is so wrong!

< Thinks tanning is stupid considering skin cancer and all.

V thinks that's a little drastic.

[Leonhart29]

^ has once again hit the nail on the head

< Can't even get a good tan in the can

V thinks freckles are sexy

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is wrong actually.

< Hates her freckles.

V Thinks hate is a strong word.

[Leonhart29]

^ Should love everything about herself

< Hated it when <'s brother used to hold her down and play connect the dots with <'s freckles.

V Still hates freckles

[dazzledfirestar]

^ right on.

< Has learned to live with them... but will find a way to get them out eventually...

V Thinks < may be incredibly pale if she succeeds

[quamp]

^ Sorry, the only way out of that is to have the skin artificially lightened. You'd end up looking like Michael Jackson.

< One folk remedy < has heard of is to rub lots of semen into the skin.

< Knows it doesn't work, but still willing to let any woman try it with <'s semen.

V Thinks < is sick.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows we are all sick in someway around here.

< Is willing to live with her freckles... *pout*

V Thinks freckles are cute.