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^ is doing well but not well enough to quit the money machine

< Has been told that < should write full time

< Would do so but < has a powerful need to eat and keep a roof over <'s head.

V Thinks that it would be easy to do both.

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^ thinks <'s an idiot

< gnashes teeth with worry everyday. (Is THIS the day we end up in debtor's prison?)

V familiar with such worry, but knows debtor's prison went the way of the dodo bird

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^ knows < surprisingly well

< tries not to worry, but does find it to be difficult

v has had enough about such things and is going to change the topic

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^ Doesn't like to think about worries.

< Is horny as hell and a bit lonely.

V Feels bad for <, knows of a way to alleviate that particular symptom, but will probably tease instead.

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^ is in need of companionship

< is taken so suggest ^ invests in some batteries

v thinks ^ just needs to break out the toy box

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^ has been sneaking under <'s bed for a peek

< Wasn't suggesting that ^ help out personally

< Has batteries and knows how to use them

V is smiling like a fool

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^ is not battery shy

< not smiling, but definitely smirking

v has a bit of a blush going

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^ A bit after ^'s post.

< Tries to get enough rest every night. Usually fails due to the high amount of Tejano music playing into the wee hours of the morning.

V Has no idea what Tejano music is.

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^ Tejano music's sole function seems to be to annoy white people.

< Tejano technically is music played by Mexican-American bands featuring the typical rock-and-roll setup with accordians and a brass section occasionally.

< Words are always in Spanish, usually dealing with love.

V Is glad that V doesn't have to listen to loud Tejano music in the wee hours of the morning.

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^ Is losing a bit of sleep to further the expanse of Tejano.

< Won't have to deal with ANY neighbors closer than one mile in less than a month.

V Has a neighbor they could do without.

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^ Doesn't get out and about much

< Has a neighbor across the street at the house in town that's a child molester.

V Thinks that this neighbor should be rode out on a rail.

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^ Should have a "Get to meet everyone"/ house warming party.

< Met her closest neighbor when he stopped by to give us the low down on the rattler population.

< Will be having Rattlesnake chili in about 45 minutes (yeah - I walk around the property with a shovel and a hand gun just in case I miss with the shovel)

V thinks < can have all the Rattlesnake round-ups < wants - V will pass

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^ has interesting dietary supplements

< hasn't had rattlesnake

v has never considered eating anything that they would have had to kill

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^ Well, since everything that is edible has to die before one eats it, I'd have to "respectfully disagree" with that.

< Wouldn't mind sampling Leon's rattlesnake chili.

< Had rattlensnake before at a camp.

V Thinks < is weird for wanting to sample Leon's chili.

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^ Has good taste when it comes to chili

< Loved the chili and had it for lunch today as well.

V Can't envision eating something that slivered along the ground on it's belly

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^ swing and a miss

< will eat almost anything once and isn't weirded out by what an animal did or how it lived before consuming it.

V prefers meat that comes on a tray of styrofoam and wrapped in plastic.

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