The People Above And Below You

[Nanaea]

^ Drives a stick shift.

< ... Sorry. < was distracted by the words 'hard' and 'ride' in close juxtaposition.

V Is still wondering how < got 'drives a stick shift' from what ^ said.

[Leonhart29]

^ is good at being a word smith

< Has a dirty enough mind that < got that one really quick

V got the stick shift thing too

[Leonhart29]

^ Is stuck in 5th gear

< Likes to change the speed to accomodate the mood.

V is changing speeds as I type

[Guest echtrae]

^ is incorrect

< requires both hands to type, so is maintaining one speed

v is now lost in the translation

[Nanaea]

^ Has a compass.

< Is without a compass.

V Will let < borrow V's compass.

[Leonhart29]

^ *hands over compass* Just give it back - or <'ll be lost.

< Is bouncing once again with a drin on <'s face so big it's splitting <'s face.

V Is wondering about the smile.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is bouncing and smiling

< is positive ^ is using a seat mounted vibrator

v has a seat mounted vibrator as well and claims "it's the only way to ride"

[Nanaea]

^ Shhhh!

< Doesn't actually own a seat mounted vibrator.

V Will buy < one.

[redsliver]

^ only if ^ would send < proof of the gift's use.

< not expecting proof and so saving money

V thinking in less frugal terms

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Assumes too much.

< Is not thinking at all today... is too tired to do so.

< Wonders how long this no sleep thing can last...

V Knows that the answer is about eighteen years or so.

[quamp]

^ Oh no, Dazzled... the no sleep lasts the rest of your life! (at least according to the older co-workers I have.)

< Knows it's a mother's nature to worry about her offspring... well, except my mother.

< Appreciates all the trouble women go through in bearing children. Nine months of torture inside followed by a lifetime of torture outside.

V Is now rethinking his/her desire to have children.

[Guest echtrae]

^ has concerns about having offspring

< already has several offspring

v just likes to practice making offspring

[redsliver]

^ knows me well

< still needs to do quite a bit more practice before going for the gold

V shouldn't be allowed to pass on V's genetic material.

[Hermione Malfoy]

^ Is probably right as...

< Belongs to a very mad family so probably wouldn't be fair on the child

V Also belongs to a very mad family and has had children despite this.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Will be right in six weeks or so.

< Is proud of her mad family... but is far more concerned with the genetics being passed on from the other side of the family.

v Has crazy in-laws.

[quamp]

^ Crazy, no. Boring, cranky and bitter, yes.

< Most in-laws seem to enjoy only one thing: whining and complaining.

< Dreads family get-togethers because of this.

V Likes family get-togethers.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is partially correct

< likes family get-togethers because they are frequently a reminder why I moved away

v gets all misty-eyed at family get-togethers

[Leonhart29]

^ seems to be looking forward to the next family get together.

< Has to get out the boxing gloves and mouth guard for a family get together.

V Would pay money to see Granny Leon get in the ring with drink uncle Leon at <'s next reunion

[quamp]

^ Now that's just plain disturbing.

< Family get togethers are usually large arguments, but not physical abuse.

< Famliy would get physically abusive if they found out about <'s stories here.

V Family doesn't know about V's stories here.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is quite astute on this matter

< family is in the dark, in many ways

v keeps their family in the dark as well

[Hermione Malfoy]

^ Is sort of right.

< Unfortunately still lives with family and knows exactly what < writes about.

< Still has certain secrets kept from them though.

V Is rather guarded in their information regarding certain things to even their best buddy

[Leonhart29]

^ Keeps secrets even from ^'s self

< Is guarded about most things if < can't remain somewhat anonymous

V Likes being anonymous.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is certain situations, is right.

< Is watching the Jetsons and remembering how much she loved this show as a kid.

V Was more of a Flintstones fan.

[Leonhart29]

^ Is gearing up for motherhood and the endless hours of cartoons yet to come.

< Was more a fan of Voltron and Speed Racer.

V Has a favorite cartoon V's willing to share too.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows the real reason I'm having kids!

< Loved the Gummi Bears and anything Hanna-Barbara (sp?)... and later on the X-men cartoons were great... not Evo... don't get me started on X-men Evolution

V Liked something else.