The People Above And Below You

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows me well.

< Hasn't set off a fire alarm in ages... not by thinking anyway

V Enjoys pulling fire alarms so that they can watch the firemen .

[quamp]

^ Firewomen, maybe. Firemen... homey don't swing that way.

< Has a bunch of ideas but can't organize them properly.

V Will think some of these ideas are just idiotic.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ May be too quick to judge his ideas

< knows there is almost always an audience for an idea, no matter how stupid we may think it is.

V Thinks I'm being too nice

[polywolly]

^ Is always just right nice.

< Should put more effort into being nice, even if it's just so people aren't scared of her.

V Has no trouble being nice all the time.

[StoryJunkie]

^ is flattering herself and me

< Can Sometimes think in a straight line, however, has been told she has convoluted thinking patterns, a Polite way of saying she's nuts!

V thinking of pizza or politics

[Guest Agaib]

^ thinks convoluted is a fun word

< Is thinking of pizza

v is thinking of politics

[redsliver]

^ cannot tell the difference between the government and running out of toilet paper.

< Has to run to the store soon.

V Loves toilet paper so much that wiping his/her ass resembles an herbal essences commercial.

[Guest Agaib]

^ has some very strange strange thoughts

< Has never found butt wiping to be more apealing than anything else

v only buys fancy toilet paper

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Thinks I'm a wuss

< Gets annoyed that the human race has gotten so weak we can't stand to wipe our butts with something that isn't as soft as angel's wings. Besides, with the cheap stuff, you can give your butt a good scratch.

V Likes that moist toilet paper.

[Guest Agaib]

^ has an itchy ass

< Is tender butted

v has a butt that is tough as nails

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Actually believes there are tiny women who sit around quilting Northern toilet paper.

< actually does have a pretty tough butt, at least when it comes to TP.

V Wants to stop talking about butts and toilet paper.

[Guest Agaib]

^ is about right

< Kidnapped the tiny women and sent them to Keith in a package

v thinks it was rude of Me to do that.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Has now disrupted the entire Northern TP industry.

< Hopes that even if Agaib was a bit rude to the tiny women, that he at least remember to punch airholes in the box.

V Wishes Agaib didn't send the tiny women, because that might keep Keith away from the boards even longer.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Must have forgotten Keith had a thing for size.

< Thinks tiny women would bring him back

< Hoping he'll come back soon

v thinks Keith brought somthing special to the forum

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ agrees with him about Kieth.

< Does know Keith's thing for tiny women, and figures if he had a box of them, he'd be so pleased, he'd never stop playing with them and never return to the forum.

V Knows why Kieth hasn't been around and isn't going to tell us.

[Guest Agaib]

^ his no phychic talent whatsoever

< has no idea where Keith went

< Wondering if he'll ever come back

v will make suggestions as to where he might have gone

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Thinks I have access to that kind of information.

< Is wondering which shipping company Agaib used to ship the tiny women.

< Has used UPS to ship celebrities to Poly... wonder if Mr.Rickman arrived safely.

V Wants me to send them a celebrity via FedEx instead.

[quamp]

^ FedEx, UPS... it doesn't matter to me.

< Bummed out that Dallas' Arcadia theater burned to the ground.

< Has tons of wonderful memories of concerts at that venue.

V Hasn't even heard of the Arcadia before.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is right.

< Is still very sorry to hear the Arcadia burnt down.

V Has never had a place that meant something to them burn down.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Clearly isn't a mind reader.

< Lives in the state with The Station and the Great White concert that cost so many lives.

V Wants to discuss things that are more cheerful.

[polywolly]

^ Just bummed me out.

< Can think of nothing cheerful to discuss.

< Except maybe never answering the phone again. That'd make me cheerful.

V Will begin the next discussion of cake and all things cakey.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Knows how to press my buttons.

< Is now craving cake again.

V Is also craving cake, but intends on doing something about it.

[redsliver]

^ will have no mercy for someone between her and cake

< needs no cake, has pop tarts

V is afraid of cake due to a traumatic childhood event involving a Winnie the Pooh ice cream cake, six tablets of alka seltzer, the neighbours dog and an aunt or uncle with a lazy eye.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ doesn't have to be so specific!

< Never had a childhood cake trauma and is thankful for that.

< Wondering how many more X-Men cartoons she can fit on her iPod...

V Was more of a He-man fan.

[redsliver]

^ Knows my cartoon preferences

< was raised on He-Man, GI Joe, Astroboy and Ghostbusters

V Had his or her first sex dream involving Egon and Slimer