The People Above And Below You

[Hermione Malfoy]

^ Oh yes, I am sure it can.

< Needs dark chocolate for the mood...

< And perhaps a small glass of sherry.

V Likes their inhibitions dropped slightly so that they are definitely in the mood.

[redsliver]

^ missed the mark

< prefers to be perfectly sober and lucid, so I get the real feeling.

V prefers to be sober too

[dazzledfirestar]

^ is right.

< But knows that occasionally its nice to get drunk and screw like bunnies.

V Is giggling about that.

[redsliver]

^ thinks < giggles

< more of a knowing smirk kind of guy.

V giggler

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Smirks knowingly even when he doesn't know.

< Doesn't really giggle... is more of an all out laugh kind of girl.

V Doesn't see a difference.

[quamp]

^ < knows the difference between a giggle and an all-out laugh.

< Occasionally uses humor as a pick-up tool. Never works though...

< Perhaps puns on Søren Kierkegaard quotes are a bit esoteric...

V Can't see how puns can be made on Kierkegaard.

[redsliver]

^ should learn for letters K-I-S-S: Keep It Simple Stupid

<'s favorite acronym

V prefers P-E-N-I-S: Please Ejaculate Now, I'm Sleepy

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has the best acronyms!

< Enjoys them, but doesn't have many stored away and easily accessible.

V Keeps everything easily accessible.

[redsliver]

^ knows that boy's underwear allows for things to be easily accessible.

< boxer man

V commando

[Leonhart29]

^ Knows me way too well

< Is thinking the undie shopping can wait.

V Is shaking their head at all the TMI

[Keith Inc.]

^ underestimates me again

<has discussed masturbation habits with a therapy major who was unprepared for my forthcomingness

V will not ask me difficult questions

[Leonhart29]

^ doesn't have to worry

< Is numb from the neck up

V is thinking of ways to jump start < brain

[redsliver]

^ needs something to get ^ going, like shock therapy.

< wasn't thinking electrical shock but two in the pink and one in the stink.

V Shocked

[dazzledfirestar]

^

< Is starting to think that letting Red talk to anyone may be bad for Canada's national image.

V Is good for their nations image.

[redsliver]

^ is sounding kind of hypocritical

< Great for Canada's image.

V Unconcerned with their national image.

[Hermione Malfoy]

^ Is right. Everyone else in my Country is as apathetic.

< Probably wouldn't be great for any countries image.

V Is probably eager to be a great image for there country.

[redsliver]

^ claims not to represent England.

Hey,

<'s not a lumber jack

Or a fur trader

And < doesn't live in an igloo

Or eat blubber

Or own a dog sled

And < doesn't know

Jimmy, Jally or Suzie from Canada

Although <'s sure they're really really nice

< have a Prime Minister not a President

< speaks English and French not American

And < pronounces it about not "a-boot"

< can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack < believes in peackeeping not policing

Diversity not assimilation

And that the beaver is a truley proud and noble animal

A toque is a hat a chesterfield is a couch

And it is prnouced "zed" not "zee" "zed"!

Canada is the 2nd largest landmass!

The 1st nation in hockey!

And the best part of North America!

<'s name is Joe and < is Canadian!

V doubts that < is truly named Joe.

[Guest echtrae]

^ has many interesting "facts"

< doubts the validity of many of them

v can provide supporting evidence for v facts

[Leonhart29]

^ is completely correct

< Can proove without a doubt that not all American's are complete idiots who think with their asses.

V Doubts it but is willing to give < a chance.

[quamp]

^ Well, since I'm an American and I don't think with my ass, I believe you without even trying.

< Proving this of Americans is easy; proving it of Texans is even harder.

V Wonders why if there are intelligent Americans, why do they keep electing idiots for leaders?

[Leonhart29]

^ happens to be completely right.

< Knows that American's on the whole can be suckered into quite a few bad decisions.

V Is wondering about the sanity of < this Texan

[dazzledfirestar]

^ is insane but in the good way.

< Knows where Red got his little Canadian speech, and is laughing herself silly about it.

V Wants to know where the speech came from.

[redsliver]

^ knows her beer commercials

< Likes molson commercials, but the beer less so.

V not tasted enough Canadian beers.

[Hermione Malfoy]

^ Is right, haven't had any really.

< Doesn't drink too much alcohol as it doesn't agree with her.

V Is probably shocked at that.

[Nanaea]

^ Not really.

< Doesn't drink much either.

V Enjoys a drink now and then.