The People Above And Below You

[Guest Agaib]

^ is lucky enough for an explaination

< Capitalizes personal pronouns because it's a way to identify Oneself as a sexual dominant

v understood it, will not ask for another explaination

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has made his point very clear.

< Would never had guessed that... though probably should have.

V Still thinks the God-complex is a good idea too!

[Guest Agaib]

^ Isn't dumb for not guessing

< Realizing how futile the identification is when no one recognizes it

< is unsure how to react to the god-complex theory

v will worship Me to test the thoery out.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is unaware of my religous beliefs.

< Is unable to worship ^ as she is an atheist

V Will find someone to sort out this God-complex stuff for him!

[Guest Agaib]

^ is a confused person

< is wondering how I can sort it out for Myself

v will help me out instead

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is quite an optimist

< Can barely help herself, nevermind anyone else

V Is thinking about getting a pizza.

[Guest Agaib]

^ can read minds

< will be seeking food soon

v wont help Me at all this time

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Also can read minds

< Would invite you to dinner, if you lived close (Lasagna)

V Is willing to move for my lasagna.

[polywolly]

^ Knows I'll relocate for a bowl of Trix, let alone Italian.

< Is house-hunting as we speak.

V Will make time to help me move a couch.

[Guest Agaib]

^ yea right

< is too lazy to do any heavy lifting for Himself, much less another person.

v will scold Me for being so non helpful

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is clearly not the man to call if you need help moving.

< Has helped many a person move and realized the best part about moving is the beer afterwards.

V Wants to be invited to the lasagna dinner too.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows my weakness for Italian.

< Has been on the house hunt for far too long now... so will be too busy moving herself to help anyone else move. (sorry Poly )

V Is a big fan of beer

[Guest Agaib]

^ is completely wrong

< Hates beer

v is surprised I hate beer

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Probably won't come to my next kegger. (snort)

< Is about ready to faint over the idea that Agaib doesn't like beer!

V Hopes to be invited to a kegger soon.

[Guest Agaib]

^ is wrong

< Has disliked beer since I got a taste of it when I was little

v similarly dislikes beer

[StoryJunkie]

^ knows his tastes

<hated beer too, when I first tasted it (blech!)

V Knows I'm lying to some degree or other

[Guest Agaib]

^ is always lying to some degree.

< Never lies

v Lies a lot

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is probably lying

< Doesn't lie as much as bullshit and doesn't even do that now that she's married. (The best place to bullshit was in the bar. "Yeah, that's right, I'm an astronaut... yeah, that's right, I was married to Mick Jagger...)

V Is horrified that anyone would lie about who they are in a bar!

[polywolly]

^ Doesn't know me as well as I thought.

< Used to bullshit with the best of them, until I married. It's no fun when someone says, "Don't listen to her. She's just fuckin' with ya."

V Enjoys fuckin' wit peeple.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Needs to check her glasses.

< Knows exactly how Poly feels about how hard it gets to bullshit when you're married.

V Could bullshit the Queen if given the chance.

[polywolly]

^ Has remembered who I am.

< Is known for convincing people of outlandish things.

< Thinks misleading people should be an Olympic sport.

V Is willing to buy that bridge I'm selling.

[Nanaea]

^ Is the Queen of misleading people.

< Will only buy the bridge if it's shiny.

V Couldn't bs their way out of a paper bag.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Clearly believed me when I told her I was unable to bullshit anyone.

< Convinced someone once that Orzo were actually small sea creatures.

V Could care less about my skills, they want to talk to Poly more about this fantastic bridge for sale.

[Guest Agaib]

^ a person who's skills I care nothing for.

< Is feeling unimaginative

v will help me think of somthing

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is in real trouble if they think I can help them think.

< Tries to remember what it was like to think

V Thinks all the time and rarely sets off a fire alarm while doing it.