The People Above And Below You

[redsliver]

^ Quite so

< has had both kinds of moments.

V is unsure what the non temporal type of moment is.

[Hermione Malfoy]

^Is correct

< Finds humour a great way to escape pain

V Want's to be funny just for the sake of being funny.

[redsliver]

^ knows me well

< loves to make others laugh or become offended

V thinks all the best jokes will offend at least one person.

[Hermione Malfoy]

^ Is sort of correct

< Thinks that no matter how PC the joke is you are at risk of offending someone.

< Also thinks that offending at least ONE person with a joke is as inevitable as taxes or death

v Thinks the same.

[redsliver]

^ not wrong

< prefers to offend dozens over one uptight person though

V can offend me anytime, well they can try.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is a stupid Newfie.

< Wasn't trying that hard.

V Doesn't get how that's offensive.

[Nanaea]

^ Lame attempt.

< Is assuming is has something to do with geography.

V Will enlighten <.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is right about the geography bit.

< Explains that East Coast Canadians tend to get lumped into the term "Newfie" which refers only to one of the provinces out there. Newfies are unfairly thought of a stupid and drunk (okay, so the drunk thing may be less unfair than the stupid bit.)

V Is now enlightened... sort of.

[Nanaea]

^ Can see the soft glow of the lightbulb of understanding all the way in Canada!

< Figured it had to have something to do with Newfoundland.

< Wonders what the American equivalent would be?

V Will suggest something.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is drawing parallels.

< Thinks the deep south might work... but it's not quite right.

V Has a better idea.

[quamp]

^ Well... regions tend not to like each other here in the USA... especially deep southerners and deep northerners. There's not really any regional group known for drinking excessively.

< Texan and was proud of it until that damn yankee George W. Bush ruined being a Texan. Now not so proud of being Texan.

V Proud of being from his/her region.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has an unfortunate region-mate.

< Is a proud Albertan, but doesn't really fit the stereotype, and doesn't hate any of the other regions in Canada... except Toronto, but we all hate the "Centre of the Universe".

V Didn't know Toronto was the centre of the Universe.

[Nanaea]

^ Is right.

< Was clueless.

V Thinks the center of the universe should be, well, in the center of the universe.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is too logical to live in Toronto.

< Agrees with ^

V Also sees the logic.

[polywolly]

^ Agrees.

< Also agrees.

V Thought the center of the universe was at the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.

[Guest echtrae]

^ has discovered the secret to the universe

< has known for a long time why the owl was such a sage creature

v was thinking it was a turtle that was the sage

[redsliver]

^ actually the sage was a rat, the turtles were ninja team, Leonardo led and Donatello did machines.

< Liked Raphael the best

V thinks rennaisance painter first and fighting turtle second upon hearing Michaelangelo

[Guest echtrae]

^ is on a tangent from the tootsie roll pop commercials

< does know who the characters were from TMNT

v doesn't care and will stand by previous statements, or some such thing

[redsliver]

^ may have just alluded to me being a man of principle.

< not often accused of principles.

< often accused of leering or not paying attention.

V stands accused of many things

[Guest echtrae]

^ principally inattentive

< frequently accused of many things, some of which < may have actually committed

v tries to be innocent until proven otherwise.

[redsliver]

^ sustains deniability

< usual admits guilt before being accused

V owns up more often than denies

[Hermione Malfoy]

^ Is right.

< Believes that owning up is a sign of maturity

V Probably disagrees.

[redsliver]

^ thinks so little of <

< owning up is the biggest sign of growing up.

V thinks that explains politicians.

[Hermione Malfoy]

^ Has highest respect for Red.

< Is sorry for offending Red.

< Is hoping that Orgy update made up for it.

< Is also hoping Mel changes his mind.

V Is now going to place new story on AFF.NET.

[redsliver]

^ chains herself to pulls to make up for a faux pas.

< applauds ^, if only more people were like ^, the world would be a happier more crowded place.

V always a fan of handcuffs