The People Above And Below You

[StoryJunkie]

^ tea nannie

< retired tea nannie

< retired after seeing God in the tea leaves

V sees nothing of the sort, since when drinking tea, uses bagged tea.

[Melrick]

^ Must be peaking in my window to know such information about me.

< Must remember to undress in front of the windows more often.

V Would rather kill themselves than see me naked.

[Guest echtrae]

^ exhibitionist

< homey don't swing that way

v is willing to state the direction they swing

[Nanaea]

^ Knows < well.

< Straight (mostly).

V Also straight.

[redsliver]

^ quite right

< huge fan of woman, except when they're talking.

V realises the world would be a better place if women were seen, felt, tasted, and smelled but not heard.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is confusing women with men again.

< Would be a fan of poligamy if it meant < could have another husband...

V Wouldn't want more than one spouse.

[Keith Inc.]

^ needs variety

< enjoys a multispouse fantasy from time to time

V realizes the reality would bite

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has a very negative view on the multi-spouse reality.

< Is sure she could convince those spouses to fan her with palm leaves and feed her grapes!

V Thinks that sounds pretty good.

[Nanaea]

^ Has good ideas.

< Wants a second wife to share the household and child rearing responsibilites with, and to 'play' with.

< Thinks one husband is more than enough!

V See's the benefit of having a co-wife.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ May be onto something with this co-wife idea!

< Actually wants a harem of men... imagine the possibilities!

V Sees the potential!

[Guest echtrae]

^ has odd ideas

< sees no potential in multiple men, at least nothing beyond competition

< wouldn't say no to multiple wives though

v can explain why such a thing is illegal

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Thinks < has grand amounts of legal info.

< Doesn't.

< Points out that the multiple men theory for women is similar to the multiple women theory for men.

V Understands where < is coming from.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is clearly expecting someone else

< perhaps Nanaea's idea on the matter

< still wondering about the legality of such matters

v is perhaps the person who can explain the legality

[quamp]

^ can only hazard a guess: so that everyone will have someone, more or less.

< Thinks that while the pleasure of multiple partners is amplified, so are the headaches. Would you want the bad things about your S.O. times three?

V Thinks that's a small price to pay for having another S.O.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Misunderstood my use of the term spouse.

< Really just has a touch of a goddess complex and wants to be worshipped and adored.

V Can see that.

[Nanaea]

^ Likes being worshiped.

< Also likes being worshiped.

V Will worship < & ^.

[redsliver]

^ can get ^'s worship if ^ brings < a cold beer.

< explains that if polygamy were legal, everyone would be married to everyone stop working, claim 9000 dependents and try to collect welfare.

V says yes to polygamy for the pay raise and 7 day weekends.

[Guest echtrae]

^ has a valid point

< hadn't thought about the dependents angle of it

v thinks it might be worth the effort considering that angle

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Sees all the angles.

< Really isn't that concerned to consider all angles as < is pretty sure she wouldn't get the husbands she wanted anyway!

V Is sure V could get any spouse they wanted.

[quamp]

^ Well, if that was true. why am I not dating anyone now?

< Flying solo, but not proud of it.

< Then again, most women around here are concerned about only one thing: how much money a guy makes. If you're not in the six figure club, you can pretty much kiss any hope of a relationship goodbye.

V Has a lot better luck with the sexual preference of his/her choice.

[Keith Inc.]

^ may be right, depending on how ^ means it

< 20 years happily married this July

< fascinated by the very idea of a polygamist's prenuptial agreement

V more fascinated by the sleeping agreements

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has apparently thought this through!

< Hasn't really thought about the legal issues in any way, shape or form... as they kind of kill the fantasy!

V is far more interested in the fantasy!

[Keith Inc.]

^ HA! The trivia IS the fantasy

<has to go the extra mile to suspend his own disbelief

V can do it without getting out of their chair

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is catching on!

< Is currently too busy laughing at the avatar a friend send < today to concentrate on the fantasy.

V Thinks < should use this new funny avatar.

[Keith Inc.]

^ can't answer until < sees the avatar.

< likes to see avatars

V will show me the avatar.