The People Above And Below You

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is obsessed with asskickery.

< knows that both asskickery and non-asskickery have their place.

V Disagrees.

[redsliver]

^ has a point

< sees non-asskickery as necessary for making the asskickery that much sweeter when it arrives.

V sees another possibility for non-asskickery that eludes <

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is all about the asskickery.

< Is enjoying the word "asskickery" too much to think about what is so good about non-asskickery...

< Has to watch Blade 3 now...

V Wonders why.

[redsliver]

^ knows that Wesley Snipes is one of the true asskickery craftsman remaining.

< took the word asskickery from Maddox's Alphabet of Manliness.

V would pick up any book at least once if it had a muscled man punching out a gorilla on the cover.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Might be right.

< Would definitely consider it.

V Has several books with such a cover.

[redsliver]

^ not quite

< just the one, and its my brothers.

V would like to read the chapters on Knockers entirely for the pictures "If tits fell from the sky."

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is dreaming of titty rain.

< Wonders whose tits would be falling from the sky.

V Has a theory that the boobs would be the little ones that were given up for bigger ones.

[redsliver]

^ has not seen the awesome boobman picture

< prefers the chapters on Zombies and Pirates actually.

V would go straight for the chapters on Lumberjacks and Beef Jerky

[StoryJunkie]

^ knows I like flapjacks

< likes flapjacks

V also like flapjacks

[redsliver]

^ flapjacks? Explain.

< has heard the term before but doesn't know what it means.

V recalls something similar in Goldmember

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is ringing a bell...

< Notes that the bell isn't very loud.

V Has a louder bell.

[redsliver]

^ Dong!

< hee hee dong.

V smiling for the dong.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is playing with words

< Enjoys word play.

V Enjoys many types of play.

[redsliver]

^ player of words

< enjoys plays and playing and such.

V has been played.

[polywolly]

^ Pancakes.

< Like a fiddle.

V

[StoryJunkie]

^ couldn't resist the spread of knowledge

< laughing evilly. (And he calls himself Canadian....)

V Wonders what that has to do with fiddles anyway

[Guest echtrae]

^ is confused and disorientated

< is surprised at the volume of posts from last night

v participated in the generation of those posts

[redsliver]

^ knows my handiwork

< still was happily surprised to see SJ's Orgy post

V will contribute to the madness soon

[Nanaea]

^ Expects much of <.

< Has a chapter to finish.

< Has In-A-Boxes to make.

< Has Forums to Moderate.

< Has three kids to teach.

< Has a house to clean.

< Has errands to run.

V Has heard enough.

[redsliver]

^ would do well with a nice relaxing four pages with two Foes

< has class so defers the event to V

V defers the event to VV

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

^ huh???

< is totally confused and has been accused of having blond roots

v is wondering if < has blond roots as well

[Guest echtrae]

^ may have blonde roots, but it is difficult to tell through my monitor

< is contemplating an Orgy post, but is faced with a conundrum regarding said post

v doesn't care, just wishes to see the post already

[quamp]

^ Doesn't care about the orgy anymore; I still can't see the thing.

< Thinks that <'s participation in the orgy would be useless.

V Is glad that < is locked out of the orgy.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is into beating dead horses

< is thinking ^ needs to find a decent necromancer to continue

v is thinking a neuromancer for ^ might be a better choice

[Keith Inc.]

^ uses one of my favorite words, necromancer

< likes 'heresologist' better, for some reason

V wants to be a heresologist when they grow up