The People Above And Below You

[redsliver]

^ what's a vermofic

< probably just opened a can of corn

V "Oh! Oh! Ze can of corn!"

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

^ has opened the can of corn

< is wondering what life is like outside her box

V can tell me the ansewer

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Isn't missing much.

< Isn't a good judge of the outside world, because, well, < doesn't get out a whole lot.

V Is out all the time.

[Guest echtrae]

^ sheltered and pregnant

< seen and experienced much

v seen some and experienced some

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows better than that!

< Has seen and experienced much... just not lately.

V Thinks < should get her ass out of the house!

[Guest echtrae]

^ is pregnant and keep her ass where ever she feels like

< isn't pregnant

< has the wrong plumbing for such a thing

v has got the right plumbing for it

[Keith Inc.]

^ wrong wrong way wrong

< only wrote one MPreg story and it was by accident

V has used their plumbing to make a baby, one way or another

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is very right.

< Is in the process of creating life right now, not the really active part of creating life... the boring, long drawn out bit.

V Was picturing the active part.

[polywolly]

^ Does more to create life before 6am than some people do all day.

< Doesn't much resemble life before 6am, or 9am for that matter.

V Doesn't say anything to anyone who might be pregnant about being pregnant due to their irrational fear that the pregnant lady is just disproportionately chubby.

[redsliver]

^ incorrect

< got in trouble for just assuming women have gotten fat and not knocked up though.

V has made similar errors.

[Hermione Malfoy]

^ Yes, is right that sometimes I can't tell the difference

< Wants to have a baby but doesn't have someone with the right equipment to make babies with

V Is not single; so therefore I am jealous

[redsliver]

^ has nothing to be jealous of

< is single as of the weekend passed and has the right bits for ^, win win, except for wanting a baby, I'll finish my degree first thanks.

V wishes V had a body like Alf.

[Guest echtrae]

^ has a thing for Alf.

< is lean and has always been lean

v is turned on by body by Alf

[Nanaea]

^ Not.

< Finds Alf a bit too furry for < tastes.

V Doesn't like grass on their playground either.

[redsliver]

^ truer words were never spoken.

< still leaves the eagle his nest, so to speak.

V metaphor about lack of pubic hair.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is the king of metaphors.

< Couldn't sleep at all last night because of a stupid letter that the ultrasound people sent me saying that there could be something on the ultrasound but when I looked it up its something I (and a third of the population) have and it's actually nothing at all!

V Understands why ultrasound people like to scare expectant mothers.

[polywolly]

^ Bumped <.

^^ Overestimates my talent with metaphors.

< Thinks the ultrasound people get bored sometimes, therefore next time you should take them a puzzle book.

< Really wants to go shopping but can't seeing as it's snowing, blowing, and unbelievably fucking cold outside.

< Is sort of a wuss about these things, yes < is.

V Will cheer me up with a cute euphemism about shaved things.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has too much faith in <s talent with euphemisms.

< Is trying to figure out what movie to watch as there is nothing on TV and I don't have to energy to do anything else.

V Knows what movie I should watch.

[quamp]

^ Hmm... one video I recently saw that was just hillarious was Nerima Daikon Brothers. If you're into anime, watch it. Nabeshin (from Excel Saga) is in it.

< Can't believe that people don't remember what vermo is. It caused a stink awhile back...

< Actually won a copy of NDB #2 before you could buy it at Ikkicon last weekend.

V Regrets clicking on the link.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should know by now, < regrets very little.

< Didn't actually click the link... but might now...

< Gave up looking for a movie and started playing X-Men Legends II

V Has never played it.

[Keith Inc.]

^ no, never

< watching NCIS right now

V watches at least one show religiously.

[Guest echtrae]

^ NCIS fanatic

< watches Stargate SG1

< now knows what < wants for an In-A-Box avatar

v can probably guess what that might be

[Keith Inc.]

^ General Hammond!

<Can offer only:

V can't wait for the Star Gate/Star Trek crossover movie.

[polywolly]

^ Has become the person to see about female In-A-Box merchandise.

< Can wait for SG/ST crossover.

< Can't wait for JULY.

V Knows someone for whom July has suddenly become very important.

[StoryJunkie]

^ mind reader

< evil

V jealous