The People Above And Below You

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is unfortunately not correct.

< Is a victim of astigmatism, but won't wear contacts.

V Hates the idea of sticking a finger in their eye.

[redsliver]

^ not so much

< hates the idea of having organic solvents fuse the glass to <'s eye

V now has a new mental image to make them squirm

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is very good at creating horrid mental images.

< Will have to find a wet nap for <s brain now.

V Isn't sure they make brain wet naps.

[redsliver]

^ should make sure her wetnaps do not disturb the brain blood barrier, that would be unfortunate.

< thinks the fusing of lenses is not as creepy as a needle into the eye.

V shuddered.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is right.

< Doesn't want to talk about scary things done to eyes anymore!

V Has one more creepy thing to say.

[redsliver]

^ will get her wish.

< finds eye related injuries the creepiest.

V can think of somewhere still more creepy.

[Keith Inc.]

^ never saw that picture of the 2-inch maggot being removed from behind the guy's eye socket, evidently

< really, really hates medical dilema related emails

V likes a good plate of maggots after a hard day at work.

[quamp]

^ What the fuck??? That's disgusting!!

< Is reminded of the "This Modern World" cartoon where Bush espouses eating a shit sandwich - Texas style.

V Wouldn't eat a shit sandwich either.

[redsliver]

^ interesting culinary talent.

< refuses to steal food from the plants and so will decline a shit sandwich.

V looking for a little sandwich action.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is dreaming again.

< Finally broke down and bought stretchy maternity pants... and hates them simply on principle.

V Loves stretchy pants.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is a stretchy pant wearing person

< doesn't personally care to wear such things

v prefers to wear stretchy clothes in general

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is right... at the moment.

< Will get rid of the stretchy clothing as soon as < gets her waist back.

V Wants a pair of pants with a stretchy panel in front.

[Guest echtrae]

^ wears stretchy pants

< prefers pants with a fly in front

v is willing to compromise and wear sweatpants

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is a fly kinda guy

< Couldn't let that joke get away.

V Is rolling their eyes at < now.

[Guest echtrae]

^ amuses self

<

v thinks the topic should move away from my fly

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is fly conscious now.

< Is trying to figure out another topic of conversation that everyone will enjoy.

V Knows that you can't please everyone all the time.

[Nanaea]

^ Too true.

< Doesn't even bother to try anymore.

V Is a people pleaser.

[Keith Inc.]

^ Quite true

< Just wrote a story for a friend's request that actually squicks me out

V Voted for a story in the anniversary contest

[Guest echtrae]

^ squicky writer

< thinks that ^ should invest in WD40

< has already voted in the contests

v still needs to vote in the contests

[Keith Inc.]

^ may have a good idea about the lubricant...

< voted in the picture contest, abstains from the story contest

V abstained from the contest story.

[Guest echtrae]

^ needs to place a vote in fic contest

< has voted in fic contest

v will make sure that others will vote in the contests

[Keith Inc.]

^ misunderstands

<has a fic in the fic contest, won't vote for self

V has not yet voted in the anniversary animated GIF contest

[Nanaea]

^ Is making up contests.

< Hasn't voted in the anniversary animated GIF contest.

V Knows why.

[Keith Inc.]

^ is right

<is wrong

V is ring

[Guest echtrae]

^ is misguided

< wears a ring

v knows about the ring and doesn't care