The People Above And Below You

[redsliver]

^ was laughing just wouldn't admit

< sees ^'s denial as undeniable proof.

V also assumes ^ laughed.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

^ is right

< is confused

V will not help unconfuse <

[redsliver]

^ is confused

< could fix ^, but is lacking the proper tools

V wonders what tools < requires

[Guest echtrae]

^ has a plan

< knows that ^ usually has a plan, but is surprised that ^ needs tools this time

v is willing to offer up tools for ^

[quamp]

^ Knows what tools ^ requires.

< Knows that he has them, but is just too lazy to use them.

< Thinks ^'s joke was sexist.

V Will deny being sexist. Sexy, V might admit. Sexist, definitely not.

[redsliver]

^ so naive

< Sexist like fuck

V stronger sex

[Keith Inc.]

^ Yes. But only if you do the proper stretches before you start.

< Listening to Dolby, Thomas

V doesn't remember the Dolby Beep

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is correct.

< Has no idea what ^ is talking about but does remember Thomas Dolby and that song about science.

V Would like to forget the 80s all together.

[redsliver]

^ Clearly forgets all the awesome cartoons that came from the 80's

< Came from the 80's

V Came for the first time in the 80's

[Guest echtrae]

^ is correct about the 80's, on many counts

< did many things in the 80's

v did very little in the 80's

[redsliver]

^ King of the 80's

< spent the eighties playing road hockey and nintendo.

V Queen of the 20's

[quamp]

^ Wrong gender, wrong decade.

< I am a man of modern times... most of the time. Came from the 80's, though.

< The great works of man are timeless in nature.

V Thinks ^ presumes a bit too much about the other people on this board.

[redsliver]

^ Dutchess of the 2130's

< just a skinny lad, never knew good no from bad, but I knew life before I left my nursery

V knows the song I'm listening too

[Nanaea]

^ Is listening to Fat Bottomed Girls (which is also on my playlist)

< Is

V Was

[redsliver]

^ When did I get ninja'd?

< haha my song just changed to Oingo Boingo's Little Girls

V hasn't heard the song.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Underestimates <s musical knowledge.

< Is very happy that the Oilers won tonight.

V doesn't watch hockey.

[Melrick]

^ Is absolutely correct, since there is no hockey on tv down here to watch.

< Would rather watch cricket.

V Doesn't know the first thing about cricket.

[Guest echtrae]

^ watches crickets

< is certain that there has to be more interesting ways to spend one's time, though watching crickets mate might be sort of interesting

v knows all about crickets

[Nanaea]

^ Speaks some truth.

< Knows you can tell the temperature by how many chirps a cricket makes per minute.

V Just learned something new.

[Guest echtrae]

^ a veritable font of useless information, um, I mean sort of useful information

< knows that crickets are not grasshoppers

v knew that already and can tell the difference

[Hermione Malfoy]

^ Has just taught me something I didn't know!

< Likes Snape no matter what!

V will teach me something else I didn't know.

[Guest echtrae]

^ eager to learn

< doesn't mind teaching others

v knows what they wish to learn

[redsliver]

^ will teach me how to manipulate and/or fold the universe.

< would like to learn how to sponge off hot affluent young women.

V will videotape my learning curve and make millions selling it to HBO.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is a TV genius.

< Doesn't have to contacts at HBO to sell such a show.

V Has tons of contacts.

[redsliver]

^ is slightly off.

< has four contacts but still prefers <'s glasses.

V has uncorrected vision.