The People Above And Below You

[Keith Inc.]

^A wring? Wrong. Don't know, but still don't care.

< actually works on guidance. Can't miss.

V knows at least one person (nick)named bubba.

[Guest echtrae]

^ works guidance

< works on something else

v is actually named Bubba

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is very misguided.

< Is not named Bubba, and doesn't know anyone named Bubba.

V Wants to legally change their name to Bubba

[Hermione Malfoy]

^Is wrong as Bubba is close to a nickname my dad used to embarrass me with as a teenager

< Has an embarrassing father (at times!)

V Doesn't have an embarrassing father

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is not alone on the embarassing father front.

< Has a very embarassing father when < was a teen, but now he's not nearly as bad...

< Isn't sure if he's changed or < has...

V Knows that our opinions of our parents behaviour change as we get older.

[Nanaea]

^ Has the inside track on parental behaviour.

< Had an embarrasing step-dad who wanted potential boyfriends to fill out the application to date my daughter and informed them that he kept a loaded shotgun near the door.

V Prefers the Eight Simple Rules.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has provided my hubby with all the info he needs for when our kids hit their teens!

< Is fairly sure that her father had that application handy at all times when < was a teen!

V Is looking forward to torturing their own kids the same ways they were tortured!

[Keith Inc.]

^ already in process

<enjoyed writing '8 simple rules' for a fantasy setting

V wants to write 8SR for f*ing my daughter in a porn setting.

[redsliver]

^ rule 1, not in her hair unless the camera has her in the proper light.

< intrigued with the possibilities.

V will be hired as director or lead roll depending on the interview process.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is very generous with the... umm... job offers.

< Is sure there's a market for prego porn... but doesn't really want to be a part of it.

V Is now looking for prego porn.

[redsliver]

^ incorrect, by the time ^ posted < had all the preggo porn <'s harddrive could handle.

< well not really or at all for that matter.

V has "accidentally" came across preggo porn in the past.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Overestimates my search skills.

< Has never actually come across preggo porn.

V Is giggling at the words "come across"

[redsliver]

^ overestimates my ability to giggle like a teenage girl at slightly erotic vocabulary.

< smirks or guffaws like a teenage girl at slightly erotic vocabulary.

V picturing an odd looking teenage girl.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Would be in the middle of that awkward phase.

< Wouldn't want to be a teenager again, except for that whole no responsibilities thing...

V Misses their teen years.

[redsliver]

^ has never been so wrong.

< only liked one teen year 19, and not totally because that's the NS drinking age.

V flaunts her 18 year old drinking age.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Lives in a backwards province when it comes to the drinking age.

< Was drunk off her ass when she turned 18.

V Is glad they don't live somewhere silly that has a drinking age of 21

[redsliver]

^ is correct and wrong at the same time.

< was under the impression that Canada was 19 everywhere but Alberta and Quebec.

V realises Alberta is for hicks and Quebec is for Frogs so the rest of Canada wins

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is unfortunately right about Alberta.

< Has never been to Quebec, so will reserve judgement there, but notes that the rest of Canada has its problems too... I mean would you want to be from Toronto??

V Wouldn't like that at all.

[redsliver]

^ Quite right

< enjoys the east coast and its overly Irish-Catholic small town syndrome.

V has not spent enough time near the Atlantic to know it is the greatest natural entity on the planet.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is correct

< Has never been to the east coast... actually has never been further east in Canada than Manitoba.

V has never been to Winter-peg.

[Keith Inc.]

^ correct. Never.

< Incidentally, HAS found himself in the preggo fetish section of a bookstore before.

V has never cruised an adult bookstore just to see what people were 'in' to

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is right.

< Worked as the receiver at a book store so has seen it all as it came into the store. My favorite is still the Pop-Up Kama Sutra.

vWould be shocked and amazed by some of it.

[Keith Inc.]

^ Doesn't know me very well

< not even hardly

V hardly

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Very much so.

< Maybe a little.

V Barely.

[quamp]

^ Shocked? Not in the least.

< MiSTed vermofics; it's hard to squick <.

V Would be squicked by a vermofic.