dazzledfirestar Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ Is right < Needs to move closer to a major body of water in which < can swim and surf. V Has sympathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ there, there < will make sure to swim for all those who can't V sees <'s charity as gloating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sin Acies Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ is correct < goes up to the river to swim V probably thinks < is gloating now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ got it good < has a river, a lake, two beaches all within a twenty minutes from here. V thinks < needs to host a beach party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ Is just bragging. < Has a man-made lake about fifteen minutes away, but I CAN't SURF THERE!!! < Won't make it to the coast until at least August. V thinks < is just whining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ should look forward to enjoying August instead of complaining until then < suspects ^ will be heading to the shittier coast. V has to settle for the Pacific most often for their ocean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sin Acies Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ is wrong, I'm East Coast < is not a huge fan of the ocean anyway. V thinks < is crazy for not loving the ocean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ ingrate < impatiently waiting for the water to warm V has been known to warm the water in the pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sin Acies Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ is correct. < wishes I owned a jacuzzi V wishes they had a jacuzzi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ hot tub lover < open invitation to AFFers if < gets a jacuzzi V will bring champagne and a rubber duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sin Acies Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ is right about the rubber duck, but bourbon not champagne. < will be delighted to attend ^ jacuzzi party V will be the first one to get naked at the party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ Is catching on quickly! < Won't do it until < gets her prepregnancy waistline back. V thinks it can't be that bad... (and is probably right.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ Will be in pre-pregnancy shape in no time < Has <'s own lake right out <'s back door. < Still loves the idea of a jacuzzi V Is counting savings to see how much more V has to save up for the jacuzzi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sin Acies Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ has no idea I'm poor < is too pale to wear a bikini V will probably suggest wearing nothing at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ Wouldn't be confortable naked if ^ is not comfortable in a bikini. < Is also very pale, but has found that certain colors of bikinis are better for pale people. V would just go get a fake tan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ mistook me for someone else < tans easily, is actually getting fairly tan from running V burns long before tanning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ Knows me so well. < Has never really had a tan. V Is horrified by such an idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ Has a perfect peaches and cream complexion. < Has the same complexion and is very proud to be "whiter then the underbelly of a catfish" V Prefers tanned flesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ Is so wrong! < Thinks tanning is stupid considering skin cancer and all. V thinks that's a little drastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ has once again hit the nail on the head < Can't even get a good tan in the can V thinks freckles are sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ Is wrong actually. < Hates her freckles. V Thinks hate is a strong word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ Should love everything about herself < Hated it when <'s brother used to hold her down and play connect the dots with <'s freckles. V Still hates freckles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^ right on. < Has learned to live with them... but will find a way to get them out eventually... V Thinks < may be incredibly pale if she succeeds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 ^ Sorry, the only way out of that is to have the skin artificially lightened. You'd end up looking like Michael Jackson. < One folk remedy < has heard of is to rub lots of semen into the skin. < Knows it doesn't work, but still willing to let any woman try it with <'s semen. V Thinks < is sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 ^ knows we are all sick in someway around here. < Is willing to live with her freckles... *pout* V Thinks freckles are cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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