The People Above And Below You

[redsliver]

^ is on to me

< horrible secrets, horrible secrets... was a bit of a amphibian serial killer when < was young but not really any horrible secrets.

V never killed anything that wasn't an insect or arachnid

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is correct

< Never really encountered much for wildlife on a day to day basis in childhood, being a city brat and all.

V Encountered much wildlife on a day to day basis.

[Melrick]

^ Is partially correct.

< Lived on the edge of town with the bush right behind the house and would get visited upon by deadly snakes and spiders occasionally, as well as other wildlife.

V Loves cuddling up with snakes and spiders.

[redsliver]

^ has an odd idea of < and his venomous animals.

< not a fan of the venomous animals from the tiny spiders to the colossal giraffes.

V was unaware that giraffes are venomous.

[Guest echtrae]

^ needs to properly research giraffes

< had never about giraffes being venomous

v thinks that there are many more animals that are venomous than what people realize

[redsliver]

^ has heard tell of the platypus's poisonous spines.

< learned that giraffe's were venomous from a cartoon that revealed much about were-daschunds.

V Thinks venomous animals are the cool ones.

[Guest echtrae]

^ has much insight into the world of the strange

< understands that a dangerous animal can be both ugly and cool

v thinks they would like to make a pet of one of these animals

[redsliver]

^ has great insight into the animal kingdom.

< would like a tarantula if it could be trained carry a video camera and microphone.

V wonders what < would do with <'s spy-der.

[Guest echtrae]

^ has great plans for a potential pet

< figures that ^ would use it to pay visits to the girls locker/dorm rooms

v will enlighten < that there are other plans one could use a spy-der for

[redsliver]

^ pretty much has the gist of it.

< thinks four spy-ders would be optimal.

V would make due with three.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should know better.

< Would have no use for spy-ders at all ever.

V Thinks < has a spy-der or spider bias.

[redsliver]

^ cannot see the light.

< cannot find a replacement lightbulb.

V will run and get a forty watt for me.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is using very little wattage.

< Is all out of 40 watt blubs.

V Is sure someone around here has one.

[redsliver]

What's the good of ^?

< ducks and covers

V gets < a lightbulb

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Can have a lightbulb, but it won't be the right wattage.

< Can't decide what to make for dinner...

V has some good ideas.

[redsliver]

^ I had stuffed peppers and they were excellent.

< still has two left, wonders if they'll last until tomorrow's lunch

V has money riding on < eating them as a late night snack.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Will be the victim of a snack attack.

< Doesn't have any money riding on it though, as < has no money she'd be able to put up.

V Is also "cash poor".

[redsliver]

^ is in a similar financial state as <

< totally read ^ post as Snake Attack

V mother fuckin' snakes

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Will get these mother fuckin' snakes off this mother fuckin' plane.

< Still hasn't seen that movie.

V Is agog and aghast

[redsliver]

^ unenlightened

< Agog, aghast and asea

V could have thought of a better 'a' word to add to agog and aghast

[dazzledfirestar]

^ May have liked "afloat"

< Is off to make her shopping list.

V Will have a bevy of "a" words stored up for when < gets back.

[redsliver]

^ afar, abroad, ajar, AWOL

< wonders if the last one counts.

V will be the judge

[quamp]

^ "Judge not lest ye be judged."

< Is very non-committal.

< Wishes < could have gotten to this thread earlier, and could have talked about the were-slugs.

V Thinks were-slugs are pretty useless in a battle situation.

[redsliver]

^ Why do women have legs?

< so they don't leave trails like slugs.

V laughing but won't admit it.

[Keith Inc.]

^ wrong

<Not laughing....take it as you will

V laughs at the lack of laughing