The People Above And Below You

[Keith Inc.]

^ Pfffft!

< Enlisted in the Navy well before graduation, was out the door like a shot

V has problems deciding between shooting out the door and shooting the door out

[Guest echtrae]

^ took off from home first chance ^ had

< was kicked out the first time when 16

< was kicked out many times after that and was always asked to return, apparently < was having too much out on <'s own

v stayed at parents until they were ready to move in with somebody else

[redsliver]

^ in and out of his Mama's

< left home at 21 whe my degree took me out of town, misses free laundry.

V owns their own dryer and washer so as not to make weekly laundromat trips

[Keith Inc.]

^ underestimates my laziness

< owns washer and dryer, and taught kids to do the laundry at age 11 ("So, uh, you'll know how to do it when you move out on your own, of course!")

V likes to hang out at laundromats

[redsliver]

^ has odd ideas about laundromats.

< luckily has access to a washer in <'s current apartment. Dries by hanging.

V hung in other ways

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has some strange ideas about <

< Spent much time yesterday looking at washers and dryers and didn't enjoy it at all.

V Enjoys shopping for appliances

[Keith Inc.]

^ well, i enjoy accompanying the wife while SHE shops for appliances... does that count?

< thinks it counts

V thinks of Counts

[dazzledfirestar]

^ It counts.

< Kind of wants to know what thinking of counts means.

V Will enlighten <

[redsliver]

^ That's 1! 1 Confused Forumite! Mwa hahaha

< wonders how The Count gets the lighting.

V will supply < with lightning.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Gets one, one crack of lightning

< Would tell ^ how to get the lightning, but then < would have to kill ^

V Knows where ^ can learn the secrets of the lightning

[Guest echtrae]

^ has many powerful secrets

< is curious about such secrets, but not enough to incur ^'s wrath

v thinks there might be book about such things

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should check out the local library!

< Isn't as wrathful as ^ thinks.

V Thinks < is a very nice person, even if she is fishing for compliments

[Guest echtrae]

^ compliment fisher

< thinks that ^ is a very nice person

v thinks < is just trying to butter ^ up for something

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows by now, it doesn't take much to butter < up.

< Is in a very generous mood, so if that is ^s plan, now would be a good time to ask.

V Has nothing to ask of <

[quamp]

^I've always wondered what your favorite hair color on guys was, or if you had a preference.

< Likes redheads... but won't turn a blonde or brunette down.

V Didn't really want to hear about <'s preferences in hair color.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is in a very large club (from what I understand) of guys who like redheads.

< Generally likes dark hair.

V Likes blonds better.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is a redhead

< has found blondes and redheads entertaining

< prefers brunettes

v likes anything of the opposite sex

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is being a little bit too general in his statements.

< Has higher standards than simply having a penis.

V Has never dated someone with a penis.

[redsliver]

^ is correct, unless Laurie did, that'd have explained a lot.

< will continue to abstain from dating those with penises.

V has never been good with abstinance.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is stating the obvious to anyone who's been around recently!

< Is pretty sure if she'd been better at abstinance, she wouldn't be five months pregnant.

V Is sure < could have avoided pregnancy some other way, if < really wanted to.

[redsliver]

^ would not have liked to have avoided the second coming of our Lord and Savior Bruce Campbell.

< Is saying the prayers awaiting the miracle.

V has doubts to the awesomeness to come.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is the first of many followers!

< Is sure of the awesomeness to come and the miracle... the miracle being that < will get her figure back to the way it was before summer really kicks in.

V Agrees that would probably be a miracle.

[redsliver]

^ godspeed

< Just finished off the last of the books < had on the go (20 000 Leagues Under The Sea)

V has some interesting recommendations for what < should pick up next.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has caught < off guard...

< Will have to think about a good book recommendation for ^

V Will beat me to it.

[Melrick]

^ Can pass on the name of a book called "The Oxford History of the Classical World" edited by John Boardman, Jasper Griffin and Owyn Murray.

< Read all 860 pages and would like a bloody big reward for my efforts.

V Will undoubtedly supply me with said reward.