quamp Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 ^ I don't have a passport yet... they're a pain to get. < Here in the USA, one needs a special long-form birth certificate that is obtainable only from the state capitol of one's birth. (a.k.a. the long form) < Has to refer at least 9 people a day to Austin because of this. V Is thinking about getting a passport now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 ^ Is wrong. < Has had a passport for years, and yes, it's a pain in the ass to get one here in Canada too, but if you are going anywhere nowadays you need one. V Doesn't travel enough to bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 ^ Knows < has an imaginary passport. < Will have a passport as soon as < has enough money to need one. < Will purchase a tranquilizer gun soon after because that is probably the only way to get <'s husband's happy ass on a plane. V Has traveled far, wide, up, down, and sideways several times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 ^ Considers a few family road trips well traveled. < Has images of Willy Wonka's glass 'wonkavator' stuck in < head now thanks to ^'s far, wide, up, down, sideways comment. V Is now picturing Johnny Depp coated in chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 ^ Is very impressionable. < Has a different actor in mind, but is willing to substitute Depp for several minutes. V Thought the two best scenes from WW were when Johnny Depp smacked into the glass elevator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 ^ made < with that mental image reminder. < Actually, loved the 'little girl' line. < Thought the Ommpa Loompas were exceedingly annoying in the remake. V Prefers the old WW with Gene Wilder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 ^ Has good taste in little men. < Preferred the original Ommpas but liked Depp's Wonka. He was more psychotic. V Likes a little psychosis with their candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 ^ Know my weakness for psychotic candy-men. < Couldn't agree with ^ more about Depp as Wonka. V Is rolling V's eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 ^ Will wrestle < for Depp/Wonka if it comes down to it. < Rolled eyes, but only because < forgot to turn of the TV in the other room. V Hasn't got an opinion on the Depp/Wilder situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 ^ True, because homey don't swing that way. < Is really sick of hearing how Johnny Depp is TEH HAWT!!! V Will violently disagree with me on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 ^ Will be happy to know that < has never said nor typed "teh" in <'s lifetime, unless it was a typo of course. < Thinks Depp is an attractive man, who could shower a bit more frequently. V Thinks dirty men are sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 ^ clearly has the wrong impression about < < doesn't mind dirty women < actually prefers them to the prudes v is completely confused at this point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 ^ Just revealed that Nanaea is a naughty girl. < Should have known that based upon her participation in the Forum Orgy. < Judges fellow humans based upon Orgy participation. V Has a similar system based upon favorite flavor of ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 ^ thinks that favorite ice cream can tell a lot about a person. < favorite flavor of ice cream gives entirely the wrong picture of <. < thinks that Depp-Wonka looked frighteningly like Michael Jackson throughout the movie. V is cringing at the comparison of Depp to Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 ^ Not really. I just don't care about him anymore. < The only thing < has seen of Depp's was 21 Jump Street. (Holly Robinson-Peete was hot back then!) V Thinks that the ^ < said was utter blasphemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 ^ has equivalent opinion of mr. Depp as < < liked Edward Scissorhands, Blow and Fear and Loathing but found both Pirates movies wanting. V felt Pirates 2 was a complete and utter rip off of the Monkey Island series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 ^ Liked Blow. *teehee* < Hasn't seen PotC 1 or 2. <'s been busy! V Has seen 1, but not 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 ^ Is correct as usual, King Friday. < Can't believe < just said that. V Is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 ^ Is always < Is usually , enough that people look at < funny when they think < is not looking. V Thinks it's better to than to . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 ^ has a nice siggy pic. < would prefer to than V tries very hard to keep a straight face most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 ^ hasn't seen my face often. < has a tendency to wear shit-eating grins and cocky smirks. V can explain to < why a big grin is described as shit-eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 ^Because it's the kind of smile you just want to shove shit into. < Hasn't had much to smile about of late... but hopefully, things will turn the corner soon. V Definitely has something to smile about, and will share it with everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 ^doesn't realize that < has a blank mind < smiles only because of simplistic thinking V knows this means < is an idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 ^ Is not an idiot. < Understands that ^ has an appreciation of the simple things in life. V Gets bored with simple things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 ^ got that backwards < gets bored with needlessly complex things. V sees the beauty in simplicity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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