The People Above And Below You

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should stick where ever he likes...

< Didn't mean that in the dirty way.

V Doesn't believe <

[redsliver]

^ has a dirty dirty mind

< has a dirtier mind

V gives < a run for his money

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is very dirty

< Is sure that everyone here is very dirty

V claims to be clean

[polywolly]

^ Admits to being dirty.

< Admits nothing.

< *whistles innocently*

V Doesn't buy it.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Will never get away with that!

< Knows the truth about ^

V Wants the truth, but can't handle it.

[redsliver]

^ makes excuses not to share the truth

< can't handle his truth as all his truth handling abilities have been diverted to promote his liquor handling abilities

V can't handle V's liquor

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

^ Is correct

<Is a light weight and gets stomach aches if < drinks too much liquor

vthinks < is a cheap drunk

[quamp]

^ Not really. It's better than I do.

< One drink and < is out cold & has to be taken to the hospital.

V Thinks < is no fun because < can't drink.

[Guest echtrae]

^ doesn't exactly qualify as the life of the party

< used to drink way too much

v thinks alcohol is the great social equalizer

[redsliver]

^ has cut back from drinking exactly way too much

< does not agree that Alcohol is the great social equaliser but more of sporting event

V has never chugged a pitcher

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has never been drinking with <

< Used to drink far too much as well... still does sometimes.

V Never over-indulges in anything

[StoryJunkie]

^ psychic.

< loves alcohol, but abstains.

<'s grandfather was like Quamp

< also has a stash under the stairs.

v believes that there is a celestial drink for those who cannot drink alcohol in this life

[Nanaea]

^ Thinks about the afterlife far more than < does.

< Never pondered whether < would be able to tolerate the celestial nectar of the afterlife.

V Is hoping it's not synthohol.

[redsliver]

^ synthohol? what the fuck?

< will never try something called "sythohol" because < is a chemist and that term makes less sense than most pseudo-science words

V hasn't seen beer-fest

[Nanaea]

^ Obviously never watched Star Trek.

< Has never seen beer-fest.

< Is not a big fan of beer in general.

V Prefers hard liquor.

[redsliver]

^ dead wrong

< enjoys beers, ales, stouts and lagers

V girly drink drinker

[Guest Nympho]

^hasn't ever seen me drink

< Is more of a gin, Jack, and Cuervo drinker

<is a lightweight when it comes to alcohol

V can drink me under the table

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is a fan of the men in my life (Jack and Jose!)

< Also likes Johnny(walker).

V Is frightened by the fact that I'm on a first name basis with booze

[Nanaea]

^ May need a 12 step program.

< Bacardi 151 (a.k.a. jet fuel) drinker

< Had an Art Prof in college slam a fifth of 151 down in front of < after < had just puked <'s guts out from the evil stuff and say "Have another" to which < flipped said prof off, much to his amusement.

< Was taunted mercilessly about it the next time < was in Art History class.

V Never got drunk with one of V's teacher.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is correct.

< Never had the pleasure of a teacher that < would want to drink with.

V Will drink with anyone.

[Nanaea]

^ Thinks my drinking morals are lacking.

< Is picky about who < drinks with.

V Doesnt' care as long as they aren't weepy drunks.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows how much I hate weepy drunks.

< Is actually a bit picky about who she drinks with too.

V Thinks we should all drink together.

[Guest Nympho]

^ has the right idea

< can't go because she's an underage drinker (going by USA law)

V is shocked that I would break the law like that

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is sooo young!

< hasn't been underage (in the USA or anywhere else) for a very long time.

< Is impressed with ^ wish to break unfair laws.

V Wonders how drinking age laws are unfair.

[redsliver]

^ not quite what < wonders

< wonders why the drinking age is so high in the us

V lives somewhere where being 18 is old enough to buy liquor