The People Above And Below You

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Wants me to open a beachfront bar.

< Wonders if we can also sell people-in-a-box at the beach bar, just for extra income.

V Much like ^ would rather go dig for clams.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is brilliant!

< Is not so sure she wants to go clam-digging if there are people-in-a-box around to play with.

V Is sure we could get a few of the less popular people-in-a-box to dig clams for us

[quamp]

^ I'd like to make a bunch of people dig for clams - I'll bet Ann Coulter has never done any back-breaking work in her life, for example.

< Prefers clams lightly fried, not in stew or chowder.

V Likes seafood as well.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is a seafood connoisseur

< Is going to have salmon for dinner tonight.

V wants me to share

[Nanaea]

^ Forgot I hate seafood.

< Actually loves crab legs, but that's all.

V Thinks lobster tail is better.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows me so well.

< Is in the middle of not talking to my husband because he's being a baby.

V Knows its probably my fault anyway.

[Nanaea]

^ Is entirely to blame.

< Hates it when men act like babies.

V Thinks men who act like babies should be forced to wear diapers.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Wouldn't like that... really...

< knows that if men who acted like babies had to wear diapers, we'd have to change them.

V Isn't a fan of diapers

[Nanaea]

^ Isn't to blame after all (I changed my mind).

< Hates disposable diapers.

< Used cloth on all three kids.

V Thinks I should be sainted.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should be sainted.

< Doesn't have to have kids, as she MARRIED ONE!!

V Is a wonderful mother

[polywolly]

^ Has been sainted for a long time in the Church of Rickman. ^ just didn't get the memo or the fax.

< Anoints ^ Saint Nanaea of Eternal Patience, Waffle Irons, and Safety Pins.

V Wants to know when the workers will finish the statue of ^.

[Nanaea]

^ Shameless flatterer.

< Is blushing.

< Is prolly going to bed soon.

V Will notice that I said "bed" not "sleep."

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Will be going to bed, but not necessarily sleeping.

< Should go to bed and sleep, but will probably waste a bunch of time first.

V Rarely messes around when they could be sleeping.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is horribly mistaken

< Would never sleep if she could get away with it!

V Sleeps as much as possible

[Nanaea]

^ Knows that I was a cat in a former life.

< Still has the cat-like need to sleep all the time.

V Was a dog in a past life.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is sort-of right.

< Loves to sleep, but hates the time it takes to sleep and wishes < could find 10 hours in the day that noone else knew about, where < could sleep to < hearts content.

V Thinks < told way too much about <'s sleeping habbits.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Could never tell us too much!

< Isn't tired at all right now... is far too busy staring at Anderson Cooper.

V Doesn't watch CNN

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is spying on me.

<Cannot deal with news, has a habbit of driving < into serious depression.

V Only gets depressed when they read some of the "quality" fanfiction that can be found here.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is smart about her veiwing.

< Has definately seen some depressing fics.

V Knows of many and will share their stories

[Nanaea]

^ Doesn't know how lazy < can be.

< Is too tired to be arsed.

< Is beginning to type in Commonwealth without having to think about it.

V Thinks Commonwealth English sounds snobby.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Must have a strong constitution to want to hear about yet more horrible fanfiction.

< Tries to forget the worst of them, but sometimes wakes up in a cold sweat remembering the line, "But it's Betazoid Crotch Day!"

V Doesn't believe < is telling the truth about that line.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should know I'll believe anything about fics.

<Doesn't really want to know anything about "Betazoid Crotch Day"

V Thinks that should be a national holiday

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is smart about Betazoid Crotch Day, but not so smart about <

< Would rather see The Day George Bush Horked a Juicy Looger made into a holiday before Betaziod Crotch Day.

V Finds the idea of Betazoid Crotch Day to be both horrifying and amusing.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is right about BCD... horrifying indeed.

<Is munching on some apple crisp... and really enjoying it.

V Is pissed off that I'm rubbing my snack in everyone's face

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is enjoying one of my fave deserts!

< Isn't pissed, but thinks < needs to pick up apples and make some crisp tomorrow.

V Only likes apple crisp warm, with vanilla icecream.