The People Above And Below You

[polywolly]

^ Needs to stay out of my brain. It's scary up there.

< Knows Nanaea read "Shall I Forget". If you add drizzled honey and some soft, silk restraints, you'll know what I have in mind.

< Does NOT have an Alan Rickman problem. I just wanted Soulsearcher to know that since she's new to the forum.

V Regularly wanders into traffic.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Was that you I almost walked into?

< tends to walk around in a daze ...

V Brain spends a lot of time in a haze.

[Guest Lord Havoc]

^ is short

< is quite sore in the lower back and legs at the moment

V is playing Zipper Ninja with Prince Phillip of England

[polywolly]

^ Can't be looking in my window, but apparently is.

< Is playing zipper ninja, but not the kind ^ means.

V Know what ^ meant and will explain it to <.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Is getting a PM about zipper ninja's

< Is going to go PM someone

V Is totally confused.

[redsliver]

^ is quickly accumulating her naked blue ladies.

< Is not so confused that < could not fake being in the loop.

V Zipper ninja

[Nanaea]

^ Not even close.

< Has an idea about zipper ninja's but it makes < giggle.

< Is thanking Poly for the clue and is in total agreement with her!

V Is still clueless.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Knows more than she lets on.

< Duhhhhh.... clueless here.

V Has a clue, but won't share.

[Nanaea]

^ Has a clue but want's us to think ^ doesn't

< Is possessive of < clues and doesn't like to share them.

V Is not possessive unless it involves kittens.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ Is even more possessive of Snapeybot.

< adores kittens

V Hates kittens, but would like to try kitten huffing.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Totally off base

< Is completely owned by two cats.

V Thought about kitten huffing, but since they're alergic to cat fur, figured that might be dangerous

[Guest Agaib]

^ completely wrong

< Likes to pop in at random intervals after haitisus (However you spell it)

v Screams everything someone walks up behind them and shouts "boo!"

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is probably wishing he could sneak up behind me and yell, "Boo!"

< Doesn't scream all the time. Is more likely to just quietly faint away.

V Thinks fainting is for cowards and pregant women.

[Guest Agaib]

^ Must faint a lot

< has never fainted before

< Has a sick sort of pride because of it

v thinks I am a totally irrational maniac

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is a totally irrational maniac.

< Doesn't faint a lot, but more than most people.

V Has never fainted, but has been unconcious a few times.

[quamp]

^Never fainted or been unconscious.

< Doesn't understand the fixation with fainting.

V Hopefully, will changed the subject.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Should have changed the subject themselves.

< So, read any good books lately?

V Hasn't read a book in so long, because they're too busy writing.

[polywolly]

^ Has seen my pile of to read someday when the nuclear winter hits and I can't leave the house books.

< Should read more, write more, and write letters to senators, but never does.

V Like writing letters they know no one will ever read.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has a very uncanny ability to read my mind.

< Is wondering why anyone would want to read a letter from me as it would be filled with things covered in chocolate and naked.

V NERTY!!!

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ NERTY!

< I haven't heard that term in so long...

V Wasn't around in the real old Nerty days.

Is going to supply us all with lots of Nekkid elves >

[polywolly]

^ Sees someone over > that I can't see.

< Misses the NERTY days. Ah, the memories...

< Finally saw someone over >. It's Corvis, isn't it. Yep, I knew it.

V Is still trying to decipher NERTY and it's possible chocolate implications. Ooooh…NCERTY.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Thinks I'm NERTY ignorant.

< Was around, at least at the end of the NERTY Days.

V Thinks NERTY is a trend that needs a resurgence.

[polywolly]

^ Is an official member of the NERTY, remember?

< Remembers that Melody was an official member.

< Believes strongly in a resurgence, as long as Enchanted Faery stops by ever now and again for a meeting. Where's she been anyway?

V Knows what happened to EF but isn't telling.

[redsliver]

^ will never find out from me about what I did to enchanted faery that one may evening with three rolls of duct tape, spray whipped cream and a bottle of mr. clean

< finds it fun to make up strange lists

V is deathly afraid of tall brunettes, sextuplets and candy canes

[polywolly]

^ Has been reading my therapy transcripts again.

< Remembers a time in Phoenix when a brown-haired woman, 7 feet tall, with her 5 sisters and their candy canes...oh, I cannot speak of it still...

V Has fears that only a mother, 9 psychiatrists, and a squirrelly midget can love.