The People Above And Below You

[Leonhart29]

^ Is an adventurous eater

< Will try anything once just to say I've had it.

V Still won't try something that is out of the norm

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Totally wrong.

< will try anything once.

V Knows this probably applies to more than food!

[redsliver]

^ using innuendo and such

< would also give most, if not all, things a try.

V has given most, if not all, things a try.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ May be over estimating that one...

< Has tried some things, but not all.

V Has tried it all!

[quamp]

^ Well... no...

< Hasn't done a redhead, but wants to.

V Thinks <'s fixation with redheads is very unhealthy.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should know by now, that everyone here has some kind of unhealthy fixation.

< Has noticed that the redhead fixation seems to be a popular one.

V Has another unhealthy fixation.

[Leonhart29]

^ Likes being a fixation.

< Has a fixation on Canadian men for some reason.

V has a fixation they are willing to share

[redsliver]

^ very nice

< prefers redheads and can't stand dumb girls.

V likes a nice ass

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is pretty accurate with that one.

< Has a thing for tall, dark, and handsome... preferably with a bit of a bad boy thing going.

V Thinks most women would agree with that one.

[redsliver]

^ goes with the classics.

< likes to try all the... genres.

V sticks to V's favorite(s)

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Under estimates me!

< Has a preference, but is willing to try other... flavors.

V Has a favorite flavor they can't resist.

[Leonhart29]

^ is a connoisseur

< Has played the field in the past but is very happy with a tall, dark and handsome Canadian that < can't resist

V Has been able to resist in the past

[dazzledfirestar]

^ ... Is really wrong.

< Is able to resist now only because of <s own tall, dark and handsome Canadian that she can't resist either.

V Is wondering what it is about tall, dark and handsome Canadians.

[Leonhart29]

^ Is wondering the same thing as <

< Doesn't believe resisting is an option

V Thinks this whole tall, dark and handsome Canadian thing is bordering on an obsession.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows the truth about Canadian guys.

< Knows one must develop a resistance to them... but eventually one gets through...

V Thinks they sound kind of like the common cold.

[Leonhart29]

^ Is suffering from the Canadian Male virus

< Has caught the virus and is sniffling happily.

V Hopes they don't come up with a cure

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should be told that the sniffling will go away soon!

< Is happy with her infection and will keep it even if someone comes up with a cure.

V Is thinking the same thing.

[Leonhart29]

^ Is right on the mark

< Will chase the person with the cure out of the county at gun point if they ever show up.

V Thinks that might be a bit too drastic

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Was right on with that.

< Realises that if we both chase someone out of our respective countries, that person will end up in Mexico...

V Thinks we should tell the border guards that the inventor of the cure is a criminal.

[Leonhart29]

^ Has some very good ideas

< Thinks that we should tell the border guards the cure is the new crack just to see the fireworks.

V Has something else in mind

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is brilliant!

< Was thinking of some kind of drug charge, but ^s idea tops anything < came up with!

V Thinks the border guards would appriciate us turning in this drug lord.

[Leonhart29]

^ Has their deviant thinking cap on

< I'm thinking the Canadian border guards would be happy but the American ones might not be so inclined.

V Understands <'s reasoning on that one.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows that American border guards aren't the most fun guys on the planet.

< Has trying to make conversation with them, and failed miserably.

V Knows that feeling.

[quamp]

^ Nearest border to < is about 557 miles (896 km) away, I can't say that I have.

< Understands that 75% of Canadians (maybe more) live within 20 km of the US border.

< Has heard wonderful stories about the border guards though. <'s office gets at least 5 requests every day for a birth certificate to be shipped "immediately" to the border. Most of them want it faxed (have you ever tried sending a raised seal via fax? It can't be done.) Naturally, they get angry when we tell them we don't ship via fax or internet.

V Knows now to have a certified copy of V's birth certificate when crossing the border.

[StoryJunkie]

^ deals with idiots everyday

< I do know I do

v Hasn't crossed the border since requirement changes.