The People Above And Below You

[Keith Inc.]

^ is correct but

< is too lazy to translate

V has a squirrel taser

[Guest echtrae]

^ squirrel teaser

< wouldn't tease squirrels, they like to chew wires in engine compartments, but < does call them tree rats

v thinks calling a squirrel a tree rat is unflattering

[Hermione Malfoy]

^ Is correct.

< Thinks squirrells are far prettier than rats!

< Hates rats, dead scared of them!

< Would happily feed rats to my cat!

V Thinks that is cruel to rats.

[Guest echtrae]

^ cat feeder

< doesn't think that is cruel to the rats, it is the natural order of things

v thinks < is being far too zen for this early hour

[Nanaea]

^ So zen ^'s levitating.

< Thinks it is cruel to the rats.

V Think it's cruel to the cats.

[Guest echtrae]

^ has mistaken < for someone else

< thinks it'll make for some fat cats

v thinks fat cats can be used as throw pillows

[redsliver]

^ would lay his head on an arrogant clawed beast

< not a cat person because the one's big enough to be fun would eat me.

V likes cats more than dogs.

[Guest echtrae]

^ has it backwards

< prefers dogs to cats

v thinks cats are great

[redsliver]

^ only if ^ is talking about on a menu

< has never eaten cat, because herbivores tend to be tastier.

V would be willing to try cat.

[Nanaea]

^ Not!

< Cat lover.

V Pervert.

[redsliver]

^ picked a below that applies to the board universally

< surrounded by perverts

V prefers perverts to prudes

[Nanaea]

^ Has called < on <'s safe answer.

< Will take perverts over prudes any day.

V Likes to pervert prudes.

[redsliver]

^ sticking with what's safe

< thinks safety is good but not always where the fun is.

V balances safe with fun.

[Keith Inc.]

^ undervalues fun over unbreaking bones

< rather fond of skeletal integrity, actually

V Thinks safety is for tree rats

[redsliver]

^ thinks squirrels need crash helmets

< was a threat to squirrels when < was little

V never of a threat to any animal

[Guest echtrae]

^ threatens tree rats

< doesn't threaten animals, anymore

v restrains self to threatening fur-bearing animals

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is half right.

< Doesn't threaten any animals because well, < lives in a far sized city and doesn't have pets, so the situation doesn't arise very often.

V Wouldn't threaten animals anyway.

[redsliver]

^ animal avoider

< only hurts animals < is intending to eat.

V lets other people be the butchers.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is right.

< thinks chickens come from Safeway.

V Has seen a live chicken.

[redsliver]

^ is right

< friend had a farm that was mentioned in High Times for its mushrooms, there were chickens there.

V has not tried hallucinogenic mushrooms.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Might as well be right.

< Hasn't done any drugs since.... wow! A very long time ago.

V Has never done any kind of illegal drugs.

[redsliver]

^ forgets weed's still illegal

< prefers legal drugs like ethanol and caffeine

V thinks the world would be better with more legalised recreational drugs

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is kind of right.

< Thinks at the very least weed should be legal.

v Thinks that'll lead to trouble.

[redsliver]

^ not at all

< thinks if heroin was sold in the supermarket crime would plummet

V thinks no politician could have the balls for that.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is right.

< knows that the decriminalization of weed caused enough problems politically for them to try anything else for awhile.

V Was unaware that weed had been decriminalized.