I Have Never....

[Guest theladybailey]

*coughs* I have. Sexual deviant to the rescue! ...Once, um, I'm untied.

I have never thought Tom Cruise was hot.

[polywolly]

Me neither. Which makes us a member of the minority if this was 1986. Fortunately, it's 2006, so the majority thinks he's lost his Scientological marbles.

I have never worked the same job--a real job, with benefits and what not--for more than 3 years.

[Guest Zimarah]

I have never had a "real" job. But I did work at a convenience store for about that long.

I have never gone trolling on a forum.

[Guest Chaotic Angel]

Me either

I Never wanted to get a tattoo

[redsliver]

I have not either.

I have never gone out with someone older than myself.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... married one too!

I have never dated someone younger than me

[polywolly]

I have. A long time ago. I never did again.

I have never written a letter of complaint.

[StoryJunkie]

Ooh, I'm the mistress of diplomatic angst!

I've never broken any bones

[polywolly]

I have. The pinkie on my left hand. I set the splint on fire with a cigarette. Let me tell you, that was one scary car ride for a few, very long seconds.

I have never give money to a homeless person.

[Guest Agaib]

tampoco

I have never started a flame war (intentionally or unintentionally)

[dazzledfirestar]

I don't think I have... I'm too nice I have tried to calm one down though.

I have never eaten ostrich

[Guest Agaib]

nope. me neither

I have never watched the teletubbies

[StoryJunkie]

no worse than "bananas in pajamas"

I've never been to australia

[Guest Agaib]

me neither. Though I would love to visit Sydney and then New Zealand (which is near Australia for you geography dunces and if I'm wrong, dont point it out it would make me feel like an idiot)

I have never thrown up while at sea

[redsliver]

I did but I was drunk, I still don't know how my parents never found out, it was on a ninth grade trip to Quebec.

I have never gotten drunk off American "beer".

[StoryJunkie]

I've only heard rumors.

I've never acted crazy while using public transportation

[Guest Agaib]

nope, but ive seen loads of crazy people while on the bus

Ive never been naked in a public place (within my memory)

[StoryJunkie]

apparently when I was 2 I ran out of the house with nothing on. It was a while before my mom caught up to me. (see the title Keith gave me? It's still there)

Have never come in 1st in a race

[Guest Agaib]

Ha, I have. I won first place in the 50 meter dash in elementary school.

I have never eaten eel

[polywolly]

Neither have I. Not knowingly, anyway.

I have never visited an adult store.

[Guest Agaib]

nope. I can easily fulfill all of my "adult" needs by way of the internet.

I have never drunk sour milk

[redsliver]

I coughed sour milk back up.

I have never gotten a speeding ticket (and I've deserved many)

[dazzledfirestar]

Neither have I... guess I'd have to drive to do that one anyway...

I have nver been paint-balling.

[Guest Agaib]

me neither. I dont like the idea of shooting people

I have never vandalized someone elses house

[polywolly]

I have, if you count TP-ing when I was in high school. We never threw eggs or anything that was really damaging, and the toilet paper was actually kind of pretty in a toilet paper sort of way...

I have never had to punish a child for anything.