quamp Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 I have. Here's what happened: I went to the place on my first day. After filling out the I-9 and W-2 forms, my boss' boss comes in. He asks who I am. When he was told who I was, he said this: "Woah. I never authorized any hiring. Both of you are fired." They reported me to the state board of employment as having been fired, even though my time there was 5 minutes at most. It took me a whole year to find another job (This was in 2002.) I have never... seen a movie on its first day of release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I have... quite a few of them actually... and I will again... on MAY 26th! (X3... it'll suck. I know) I have never had mumps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 me neither Ive never bowed to anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I have... but I was being very sarcastic at the time. Still counts though, right? I have never picked up an accent while travelling (Aussie, English, etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I pick up accents just hearing people talk... If I stick around someone long enough I'll start talking just like them. I have never taken a big swig of milk, only to find it was sour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Ooooh me either... but I watched a friend do it... very entertaining. I have never been stung by a bee or wasp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I did, but Ive had an obession with bugs ever since I have never poked and prodded at a beehive, (but Ive seen it before, THAT is entertaining) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Neither have I... probably why I've never been stung I have never owned a fuzzy pet (cat, dog, bunny etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I have *pets cat* I have never discovered an allergy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I have. Well the doctors did when I was a baby and they gave me penicillin. I have never had stitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I have I have never been afraid of having an operation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I haven't either... because.... I have never had an operation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I have, I had my appendix removed I have never considered getting any form of permanent birth control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Yikes! Me either. Its a bit early in my life to be thinking that way. I have never sought out a significant other's ex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 me neither I have never gotten into a fight in a public place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Well... physically no... verbally yeah, once or twice. I have never tried a "detox" program Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 me neither Ive never needed a detox program Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 well that's debatable... some may say... nah. Never. I have never been on a cruise (I may be running out of interesting things I haven't done. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Me neither... I wish. *Royal Carribian mercial runs through head.* Damn you subliminal messages! I have never engaged in anal sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Me either. *watches as anal sex fairy hits the window outside* didn't even make it into the house I have never streaked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Me neither though ive considered it.... I have never turned down an offer for chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Me either.... mmmmmm.... chocolate..... I have never been to Florida Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 tampoco I have never had a pizza I didnt like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Me either. mmmm pizza... are you trying to make me hungry? I have never given out a fake phone number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 me neither I have never seen the infamous Goatse.cx picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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