I Have Never....

[Nanaea]

I don't think I have.

I have never plotted a revolt.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never participated in a revolt.

[madlodger]

Neither have I

I have never wanted to be around one.

[redsliver]

Me neither

I have never been called revolting

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either...

I have never been the star of a webcast.

[madlodger]

Definetely not

I have never accepted any offers to be in a webcast

[dazzledfirestar]

Not yet... but apparently Red and Nan want to watch me. (check in "People above and below" thread on that one.)

I have never been in a music video.

[madlodger]

I havn't either

I have never spanked stranger's children.

[redsliver]

Well I didn't know Celeste's parents the first time I spanked her, so I guess I have.

I have never been spanked with an instrument designed for the purpose of spanking

[dazzledfirestar]

I'm pleading the fifth on that one.

I have never spanked someone wiht an instrument designed for the purpose of spanking.

[madlodger]

I consider my hand to be such an instrument.

I have used my spanking instrument to spank a few people.

[redsliver]

Is four a few people? Than guilty

I have never pleaded the fifth

[dazzledfirestar]

Ummm... I try to, but then I realise that a)I'm not in a courtroom and I'm not American so it doesn't really apply.

I have never been put on trial.

[madlodger]

I havn't either

I have never felt a desire to plead.

[redsliver]

Me neither

I have never been one to beg

[madlodger]

Definetely not

I have never felt guilty for making others beg.

[redsliver]

I have, I've seen no need for it.

I have never had a problem making self deprecating jokes

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - though sometimes it just gets me in trouble and I'm told to shut up.

I have never wanted to be Bantha Fodder.

[madlodger]

Me neither

I have never found out who Bantha Fodder is.

[Leonhart29]

I have - and it's a what not a who.

I have never been one to give too much information (although there are times that it's a lot of fun)

[dazzledfirestar]

It's happened from time to time, I suppose.

I have never wanted to stumble upon a Whomping Willow.

[Rowena]

Me either.

I have never wanted to do water ballet with a giant squid.

[madlodger]

Not really

I have never written multichaptered poetry.

[Guest Painful Retribution]

I have not either.

I have never... done bukkake and enjoyed it.

[madlodger]

I havn't either and not going to.

I have never been ashamed to admit not knowing words like "bukkake"