StoryJunkie Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 haha...me neither, coincidentally. I've never not kissed ass whenever I meet someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 I'm not completely sure what you're saying, but I don't kiss ass. That is a path to a loss of self-respect. I have never been a stunt stand-in for an actor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 I haven't either. I have never used a butt double. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 I haven't either - and in my youth I showed my ass to a lot of people - call it an occupational hazzard. I have never danced nude for a bunch of old ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCabaret Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Me neither ... although I did work at a nursing home and could have been presented with the opportunity with one of the "handsy" ladies! I have never streaked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 I haven't - although I did catch a blond bimbo streaking across my living room when I was married. I have never forgiven someone for cheating on me in my own house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Neither have I, the nerve of some people. I have never stormed the embassy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 I haven't either - but then again... I have never been in an embassy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 nope...me neither. I've not really gone out of the country anyway, unless you count North Dakota. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squallfan Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Nope I have never gotten a passport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Neither have I. I have never shuffled off this mortal coil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 I've come close. I have never felt the need to end the entire universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squallfan Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Me either. I have never worked for the Government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 I haven't either. I have never wanted to work for the Government Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Neither have I. *shudders at the thought* I have never slept with a President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 I haven't either. I wouldn't want to. I have never... valued appearance over substance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 I haven't either - I have never enjoyed being soaked by a sudden rain storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Only if it was warm and there was company, then it isn't really all that bad. I have never farmed fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I haven't either. I have never crossed my eyes, touched my tongue to my nose and hummed "Shiney Happy People" while dancing a jig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Neither have I, and the thought has never occurred to me. I have never urinated in the public water system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I have never squatted over a reservoir - no - that would be silly... but I do use the public sewage system whenever the situation calls for it. I have never been struck by lightning (as of this post anyway) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Neither have I. I have never met anyone who has been struck by lightning, at least not directly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squallfan Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I have. I have never been stuck in a snow blizzard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermione Malfoy Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Me neither. I have never walked around my back garden naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I do all the time. Your back garden just calls for nudity. I have never performed CPR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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