StoryJunkie Posted May 7, 2007 Report Posted May 7, 2007 haha...me neither, coincidentally. I've never not kissed ass whenever I meet someone. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 7, 2007 Report Posted May 7, 2007 I'm not completely sure what you're saying, but I don't kiss ass. That is a path to a loss of self-respect. I have never been a stunt stand-in for an actor. Quote
redsliver Posted May 7, 2007 Report Posted May 7, 2007 I haven't either. I have never used a butt double. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 7, 2007 Report Posted May 7, 2007 I haven't either - and in my youth I showed my ass to a lot of people - call it an occupational hazzard. I have never danced nude for a bunch of old ladies Quote
DarkCabaret Posted May 7, 2007 Report Posted May 7, 2007 Me neither ... although I did work at a nursing home and could have been presented with the opportunity with one of the "handsy" ladies! I have never streaked Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 7, 2007 Report Posted May 7, 2007 I haven't - although I did catch a blond bimbo streaking across my living room when I was married. I have never forgiven someone for cheating on me in my own house Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 Neither have I, the nerve of some people. I have never stormed the embassy. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 I haven't either - but then again... I have never been in an embassy Quote
StoryJunkie Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 nope...me neither. I've not really gone out of the country anyway, unless you count North Dakota. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 Neither have I. I have never shuffled off this mortal coil. Quote
redsliver Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 I've come close. I have never felt the need to end the entire universe. Quote
Squallfan Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 Me either. I have never worked for the Government. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 I haven't either. I have never wanted to work for the Government Quote
Nanaea Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 Neither have I. *shudders at the thought* I have never slept with a President. Quote
quamp Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 I haven't either. I wouldn't want to. I have never... valued appearance over substance. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 I haven't either - I have never enjoyed being soaked by a sudden rain storm Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 Only if it was warm and there was company, then it isn't really all that bad. I have never farmed fish. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 I haven't either. I have never crossed my eyes, touched my tongue to my nose and hummed "Shiney Happy People" while dancing a jig. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 Neither have I, and the thought has never occurred to me. I have never urinated in the public water system. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 I have never squatted over a reservoir - no - that would be silly... but I do use the public sewage system whenever the situation calls for it. I have never been struck by lightning (as of this post anyway) Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 Neither have I. I have never met anyone who has been struck by lightning, at least not directly. Quote
Squallfan Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 I have. I have never been stuck in a snow blizzard. Quote
Hermione Malfoy Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 Me neither. I have never walked around my back garden naked. Quote
redsliver Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 I do all the time. Your back garden just calls for nudity. I have never performed CPR. Quote
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